THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that
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