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[jenna_n]

Angry Americans Flee Lebanon
Families Complain of Delays
Did U.S. Bungle Evacuation?

Gee...we couldn't evacuate New Orleans properly. What makes people think we could evacuate frickin' Lebanon with any kind of organized effort?

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[mixer2435]

Honestly, seriously--Americans freak out waiting 15 minutes for the train. Americans are so impatient many of them genuinely believe their food should be in their hands at the moment they think of ordering and are deeply upset when they have to wait 3 minutes or less for a sandwich. "They call this FAST food?" they snidely joke at those around them. Imagine Americans waiting a few days--with bombs coming down--to come home from Lebanon, where there is no food, fast or otherwise. I pity the marines on that mission.