(Untitled)

May 25, 2005 13:20

i think it would be a good idea to redesign the cigarette. make the filter out of asbestos (great material, flameproof dontcha know!), perhaps coat the wrapper with suntanning oil (help people work on those hard-to-tan areas of the lips and fingertips!)-- maybe i should research it some more and try to incorporate every carcinogen possible (things ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 4

bambi121899 May 25 2005, 12:12:42 UTC
Commencing the crossing of fingers...

Reply

jennabelle_57 May 25 2005, 14:40:05 UTC
hey, i said to cross your FINDERS! you offend me with your defiant insolence!

hahha yay for typos.

Reply


liberty_etc May 27 2005, 23:00:16 UTC
so do you have the skates? i want to skate too.

Reply

jennabelle_57 May 28 2005, 12:02:41 UTC
no, i didn't get those ones. bah. but maybe i'll win some other auction-- backup plan is to buy then new. i consider it an investment. after all, i can turn all of my assets into uncut diamonds and hide them in the lining of the skates, and then when the united states goes down i'll be set. thanks to my skates.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up