I'm so sorry sweetie about your mom ( Read more... )

Loki wants to say something! bnnpo vgv v vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv,f 5aaaaaaaaaaaa

Lol. Oh yeah i forgot i got a bunny! It's a boy and i named him loki! He is so precious!
Lol, everyone wants him. Tough luck bitches! He's MINE!
( LOKI! )

Instructions:
Write one statement to 10 different people on your friends list.
Never tell which one is for whom1) You're a beautiful, old soul that I would always spit some major jazz with. Your poetry haunts me and makes me want to cry. oh yeah, and YO HEART HONDURAS ( Read more... )

WHATS UP BITCHES ( Read more... )

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Masturbating at least twice a day.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Molest more hamsters.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Find out who I got that STD from.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Bang the guy who lives next ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Wear more lacy black lingerie.

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If today was any indifcation of what the rest of the year is going to be like...
Shoot me now.
Happy FUCKING new year.
AND HAPPY FUCKING ANNIVERSARY.
Bastard.

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WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

( I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN (you'll see...)!! )