Comments | jennd: metaphors found in high school essays

jennd

metaphors found in high school essays

Aug 23, 2006 13:52

Stolen from catphile, cuz' I can't post a link ( Read more... )

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jennd August 23 2006, 21:04:36 UTC

You Are 44% Girly

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rdbelcher August 23 2006, 23:44:00 UTC

Those totally aren't last year's whatever it claims to be... I know I've heard the six-foot-three-inch tree thing before, and I used the Nancy Kerrigan metaphor in fifth grade. It was completely original then, so these might be from 1994 or something.

bigmojo August 24 2006, 18:44:21 UTC

You are officially declared a spoil sport for this post.

rdbelcher August 24 2006, 23:19:22 UTC

Don't get me wrong, this is hilarious. It might even be high-school metaphors. It's just not from last year.

Plus, people keep stealing my ideas, and Darien keeps leaving himself logged in.

bejeezus August 24 2006, 18:31:38 UTC

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying--literally.