"sorry officer, the dog ate the weapon"

[jenngurl]

things are getting a little out of control in my world.  i am trying so hard to keep positive that everything is going to be ok... but the longer the waits the more i am losing the strength to hold on to this positive run.  i put in the applications, i take the tests, but i can't bug them like i would a regular job because you can't call them and

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[nosgirl]

When it comes time to track him down, just tell them he is harboring a Mad Cow who has downloaded Metallica songs. The goverment will then track him down real quick.