Let's see where this will take us...

[jennifer_glick]

Style is originality; fashion is fascism.
The two are eternally and unalterably opposed. - Lester Bangs

I hate the leggings, a lot. I even despise the leggings.

Why?

I had to go through this once, (the ‘80’s) not the first time (the ‘50’s). They make me feel old and therefore should be banished throughout the land.

Wearing them will not turn you

Comments

[geckoliscious]

i am with you!! never got into the leggings- exept at dance school. one must be a tall twig to wear em.

[jennifer_glick]

They are henious and must die.

[geckoliscious]

With the "anything can happen at anytime" motif here, I'm reminded of a bit that Jeff Kenny did in 1995, at CBGB Gallery. He came onstage in a black slip with a smear of red lipstick across his mouth, and said, "Hello, I'm Christy Turlington." It went downhill from there (or got better and better, depending on your viewpoint). He said, "Maybe you've seen me in the movie 'Supermodel.' You know, I don't date many men, but the few wealthy playboys I do grace with my time usually take full advantage of it...by fucking me in the ass, repeatedly. Usually without a condom. That's why I use this: New Mennen Butt Stick." (He held up an item which could have been such a thing, in our twisted imaginations.) "So, just remember. When you're out doing lunch, or at a party with some incredibly important people...and your asshole smells like justice...it's time for Butt Stick."

Possibly the foulest thing I've ever heard onstage. Also, possibly one of the most brutally hilarious.

Ah, the golden days...

[jennifer_glick]

Ah yes, I wish I was there to see that. A tiny bit before my time. I remember Mr. Kenny, with the shirts off and hirsuteness.

Butt Stick, went with Tammy Faye Starlight's anal rape story/song Daddy's Hands. I think Jay Oakes did something on that as well with his drunk ass fucking priest character.

Halcyon days of yore and all that.

Who be you oh anonymous one?