I was in the shower this morning trying to remember the lyrics to Come Sail Away and only got to the starship and headed for the skies.  I didn't do anything after that except try to remember the words to I've Been Working on the Railroad.  I don't remember why Dinah should blow her horn.  Then I thought about the lyrics to Lola, L-O-L-A Lola and ( Read more... )

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Vulnerability


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Happy Vomiting Teens from Long Island Day!  I'm locking the door and sealing the windows.  Maybe the snow will keep them at the Walt Whitman Mall this year.  I have to do laundry and be up at 6:00am tomorrow.

Woo-hoo!

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1. Most stand-ups stay away from Art Star open mikes. My friend told me she used to go to them, but stopped when she, quote, "Saw a woman painting with her own menstrual blood." Do you think this view is right, wrong, or somewhere in-between?

Go everywhere, do everything.  Don't let the sight of a pussy turn you into one.  Learn to be versatile, you ( Read more... )

I am so special I don't have to do what everyobdy else does.  I am exempt  from rehearsing or writing.  I don't have to practice as open mikes.  I am so incredibly special that my talent is magic.  I don't have to work at it.  Unlike Sarah Silverman, I don't NEED a television show.  Unlike Anna Nicole Smith, I don't NEED a lawyer or nonagenarian ( Read more... )

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