I want to gather a circle of women and offer this prayer up to a higher power ( Read more... )

I'm posting here to find out. My creative genius is on a windjammer cruise. It wants to work but on vacation, not here. I haven't much of an inclination to get back to projects I've started. I could do the advice blog but you can't stay angry at fictional clueless, mannerless yits for too long without getting a headache ( Read more... )

One garmento on the cell phone outside Keen's restaurant, "Avi, are we trying to help each other out here or are we trying to jerk each other off."

Uhm, aren't those two things the same?

Just asking.

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ANGELS AND ACCORDIONS

A site-specific performance through historic Green-Wood Cemetery's picturesque 478 acres of rolling green hils and its unparalleled collection of sculpture and monuments.

SATURDAY OCTOBER 7, 2006 at the historic GREEN-WOOD CEMETERY in Brooklyn New York.

(rain date Sunday, Ocotober 8th)

This unique event, directed and choreographed ( Read more... )

I cast aspersions on certain artstars and the UCB.   What's next?

insult comedians
hate the president
write something completely self-loathing
write something completely self-loving
write something completely self-involved
get a webcam
hate my parents
blame religion for the ills of humanity
race bait
try to asassinate the president
make a "statement" with ( Read more... )

Goshers, between eating like a pig and yelling at the cat to stop clawing everything, I hardly have a spare minute to myself.  When can I find time to swallow more over the counter cold medicine and take a trip to la la land?  How will I ever get rid of the buckets of snot my head is producing?  That drugstore regency romance isn't going to read ( Read more... )

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
He does, he's got a lot to answer for.  Buying me dinner would be a good start.

I2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Corky Feldbaum.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Mmm, they all deserve to exist.  Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Louisiana ( Read more... )

Just had a self-pitying conversation with an old friend I neglected to invite to my birthday celebration.  She's got a baby and a career track, I've got calcified creativity and self-pity.  Mmm, delicious. 

Went to a show and hit a wall last night.  Well, not literally but damn me, I've lost even more patitence for the young, hip and trendy.  At the Bowery Poetry Club, watching poor little Anna Copacabana and her delightful dancers hobble through something badly but lovingly stagemanaged the ferkahteh audience worked my last nerve.  They couldn't sit ( Read more... )