Um, did anyone know that if you take an antihistamine? And it doesn't work? And then you take two more? Your body proceeds to fall asleep while your brain is still awake ( Read more... )

Oh, House. Every week, I think you can't get any better... and then you do.

*snuggles show*

Okay, Taylor? Is that your name, you fat, ugly old man? If you ever insult Freddie Mercury's memory with your "dancing" again, I will gut you like a fish.

Ahem. House better be damned good tonight to make me forget about this shit ( Read more... )

Good god! It works!

Um, okay. My computer must've gotten pissed at me for talking shit on it, because, uh, it hates me now and won't let me do anything. Thankfully, all my damned music is on my MP3 player ( Read more... )

Um, okay. So, I woke up with this incredibly painful earache this morning ( Read more... )

I need this shirt.
That is all.

Meh. And also, gah. My fever spiked to 104 last night, and is now down to 101.8. I've been throwing up for the past few hours, like, constantly. I'm really, really, really cold ( Read more... )

OMG SHINY NEW DESK AND SHINY NEW KEYBOARD.

The desk... it's so big!

*dies of happiness*

OMG BEST DAY EVER!

Starbucks and tax return.

*dies of happiness*

ETA: Tweaked layout, new header, I couldn't resist, calamitysxchild, you better look at it cause you'll heart it. Also, sekrit message to you: Will send package on Monday.

Oh, today should be a day marked in calanders across the world ( Read more... )