The BBC needs to rethink this...

[jennik]

So when you see the headline French crack baby-smuggling ring, what do you think of?

I know I found myself wondering, "Why the hell would anyone want to smuggle crack babies?"

Comments

[julius12]

Well, that's what -I- thought.

[ex_xn667]

You kidding? From the same culture that brought us Snails 4 Snax(TM)? Crack-babies make for good eating, and unlike blowfish, where the high can maybe kill you, these just make you crave more! Marketing genius, I tells ya. Get one with a hepatic liver, and you've got a new pat`e to make fois gras look like a trifle.