Here we go...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jennifer
2. Piggy
3. Caspy
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Casper
2. sexpiglet
3. shadowturtle(this was very brief, but I do like it very much)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Hair(though not as much as I used to)
2. My fully operational internal systems(Go pancreas, go!)
3. My eyes (sometimes. I do wish they were a different color. Brown, bleh.)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My body
2. My face
3. My celiac sensitive intestinal villi. (I want a coffee cake, dammit!)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Dutch
2. English
3. French
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. My children
2. Open water
3. Being found out
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Lee
2. Sleep
3. A hot shower
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. Oversized mens white shirt
3. White socks
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS: (These are people I could listen to singing the phone book)
1. Ray Charles
2. Louie Armstrong
3. Aretha Franklin
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Do Right Woman - Aretha Franklin
2. It's Not Easy Being Green - Ray Charles and/or Kermit
3. What a Wonderful World - Louie Armstrong
4. MnaMna - MnaMna and the Snowths
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Laughter
2. Caring
3. Similar ideas on child-rearing
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I love Disneyland
2. I have a tatoo
3. I hate clogs
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Cheekbones
2. Slender, yet muscular build
3. Abs
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Chatting with friends
2. Walking in the evening with Lee (haven't gotten to do that very much since procreating)
3. Playing word games (crosswords, cryptograms, etc, etc)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Buy a house
2. Get a full plastic surgery makeover for free
3. Have a garden
(Well, it's true. No one said they had to be feasible "right nows")
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Nurse
2. Singer/Actress (that dream died when I realized I lacked a)talent and b)guts)
3. Secretary (That's from when I was 6. I just loved putting paper into piles and answering the phone)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Italy (though really, all of Europe)
2. Russia
3. Greece
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Penelope
2. Bonnie (Bonnie Bliss. I'd just have to make sure she never rode any jumping ponies, eh?)
3. Henry
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Discover the fountain of youth
2. Grow up and stop being a jackass
3. Learn how to create something
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I can't French braid
2. I love westerns, sci-fi and fantasy. (I am a sterotypical geek boy.)
3. I dislike talking on the phone
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I have no interest in altitude and I don't give directions using words like "Turn west on I-43 and then head north". I say, "Turn right on I-43 and then turn a little bit and go straight."
2. I love make-up and shoes and coats and handbags and all that girly shit
3. I am helplessly drawn to glittery images of Cinderella and Tinkerbell. I blame this on a beach towel I had when I was little. It was a Cinderella beach towel, with a huge picture of her wearing her blue ball gown and looking beautiful. I loved that beach towel to death. It has warped me for life.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Steve Austin
2. Spike
3. Shaun Cassidy
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW: Anyone who has not done it already.