Ooh! The Balanitis Bob action figure! It crusts, it oozes, it has a snap-on/snap-off prepuce! It looks like daddy! It looks nothing like daddy! It comes in a plain brown wrapper! Wait, it has no wrapper!
Annie Anorexic comes with removable body shells, so you can take her through all the stages of her eating disorder. Her head stays the same size though. She also comes with various People magazine covers, discussing her weight loss in "concerned" tones while simultaneously promising to reveal her "secret" to weight loss.
Then there's Cerebral Vascular Accident Al. Only one side of his body is moveable. Psorasis Cyrus (part of our Dermatology line of Dolls), who comes with his own tiny tube of cortisone cream...
I am going to the Special Hell. Somebody, please, stop me.
One tattoo featured was of a veiny, erect, and spurting cock, with some sort of fairy wrapped around it, head thrown back in ecstasy. I had never heard of the Penis Pixie before.
There is a building here called "Cockefair Hall". Now I know it was supposed to be "Cock Fairie Hall". It makes much more sense.
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Then there's Annie Anorexic....
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Then there's Cerebral Vascular Accident Al. Only one side of his body is moveable. Psorasis Cyrus (part of our Dermatology line of Dolls), who comes with his own tiny tube of cortisone cream...
I am going to the Special Hell. Somebody, please, stop me.
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*sigh*. I guess I will just have to get the tattoo myself and show it to you at our next meeting. I'm sure Lee will understand.
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The penis or the fairy?
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They should have at least put wings on the penis too. Sheesh.
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There is a building here called "Cockefair Hall". Now I know it was supposed to be "Cock Fairie Hall". It makes much more sense.
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