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[jenniro]

i finally figured out what the "soiled toilet paper" smell is. (in my office, as i sit here, it swirls all around me whenever the wind blows .... YUCK ITS GROSS.) i realized that there's probably a dead animal outside my window. and so i look and lo and behold, there is a carcass on my lawn. like a squirrel with no hair on its tail. like a rat-

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[senators]

call animal control!

[jenniro]

really? just for a tiny squirrel?

[senators]

yeah totally. they'll get rid of dead animals for you.

[crafty_name]

You can bury it as is...by just adding dirt on top.

Also, a temp fix, throw hydralated lime (called just "lime") on it. The "lime" can be found at any gardening place-its what people put on their lawns to "sweeten" it. Its like a few bucks for a massive bag-very cheap. It is not bad for the environment-just crushed limestone. But historcally it is also used to stop oders of decaying bodies and compost heaps.

Or --brave it-- and bury the guy...hold.your.breath.