My internet is made of fail

[jennisis]

It has taken me two hours to try to get Yahoo to give me a map.
This is just par for the course this week.

*sigh*

Sorry that all my LJ posts lately have been emo posts.
Hopefully, this will change, soon.

Also, this makes me feel slightly better, but not really.
I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Comments

[lordshipmayhem]

How long could I survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor: depends how much meat he had on his bones. (Yum!)

[jennisis]

Probably a fair amount more than a turkey does...

[lordshipmayhem]

Probably. Most of the politicians I've seen this election season have been the lean and hungry kind.

Oh... you meant turkeys with FEATHERS. Silly me.

:P

[backwards7]

You would live to see me eviscerated, but only just.

[jennisis]

Perhaps I could eviscerate the velociraptor while he was distracted by your viscera.