Apr 17, 2009 00:02
- 09:12 @ ewokmama move to Oregon, we pay people to do that for us here, and gas is still cheaper than it is in California :) #
- 09:18 Last night's dreams: sex w/friend in school bus seat (HOT!); A1 sleeping in Mom's kitchen cupboard; something surreal about Jessica Simpson. #
- 09:31 @ pontmarie You're in my house? #
- 09:32 I don't know about you, but when people have sex dreams about me, I don't usually want to know. I always feel a little invasive/invaded. #
- 09:37 @ ahough404 oh this was yrs ago, pre Mr. But I had a sex dream about a friend last night & @hohokam wants to know if it was him. NOT TELLING. #
- 09:43 @ violentlyserene I can't see a situation where I'd sex this person in life, but s/he's not fug. But a school bus? That's just weird. #
- 09:44 @ hohokam that was a joke? sorry. haven't had coffee yet & have been in this situation before & those who asked weren't joking. #
- 09:44 @ wenchlette what? with all that porn out there? #
- 09:52 @ kateohkatie It's my understanding that Apple makes deals with merchants to sell at $X & if WM sells for $Y, they are breaking contract. #
- 10:04 RT @neilhimself RT @johnreppion:Comic creator's niece is missing: tinyurl.com/d2d93d Please RT! #
- 10:09 @ hohokam tomorrow, my dear. I make AWESOME brownies. #
- 10:26 @ ewokmama smart kid. Nuts don't belong in baked goods. Blech. #
- 10:32 @ violentlyserene The same way you'd write a summary of Act I of a III-Act play. #
- 11:45 KT Tunstall: LaLaLa My voice is pure sex LaLaLa Me: DAMNIT STOP THAT WHEN MY HUSBAND ISN'T HOME. Her: CONTINUES Me: RAWR. #
- 11:46 @ gidgettm "Don't Let Me Down" gets both my kids groovin. #
- 12:16 "I crossed that river just to be where you are" Bob Dylan, you have made The List. Again. #
- 12:23 @ hohokam Scottish singer/songwriter. Specifically this song: tinyurl.com/d8fr9d #
- 12:56 @ yberryfurrealz honey, you have been on my list, all on your own accord, for months now. <3 #
- 12:59 @ millarca BOOBIES! www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/ebertmay/images/boobies.jpg #
- 12:59 (that link is totally worksafe, BTW) #
- 13:08 @ knitgenie This is why I'm teaching my children the fine art of drawing pictures for & sending letters to Grandma & Great-Grandma. #
- 13:14 @ kateohkatie that's how it was when Mr. worked at MierdaShack. Apple might not know. I'd shoot them an e-mail, seriously. WM can eat a dick. #
- 14:36 @ hohokam I don't have it. Just chat within gmail :-/ #
- 14:36 @ kateohkatie $25? That's it? dude, skip lattes for a week & keep your soul intact. #
- 14:40 someone come dance with me! #
- 15:21 @ violentlyserene no, it was seriously hot. Involved a skirt & clandestine activity. HOT, I'm telling you. #
- 15:30 A2, in lieu of a nap, has taken to blowing raspberries on my bicep. We do not eat our young because they are cute. ::sigh:: #
- 15:42 @ pescivendolo hahaha You & me both, honey. THEY'RE ASKING FOR IT, THAT'S WHY. #
- 15:53 A1 shut 2's pinky in the bathroom door. Poor poppet :( #
- 15:56 When I was 10 & he was 4, I accidentally closed my brother's hand in my bedroom door. One of his nails fell off (thumb?). #
- 16:23 @ hohokam I'm sure there will be hair-pulling and/or biting later. Much to my dismay. I want them to be NICE to each other! #
- 16:31 Dear Joe Cocker: Thank you. "You Can Leave Your Coat On," indeed. Also: anyone in PDX know where I can find a cowboy hat for cheap? #
- 16:35 eerrrrr coat? No. Hat. Apparently the children have stolen my ability to type. send coffee & a babysitter, plz. #
- 16:43 Just realized "Bootylicious" samples "Edge of Seventeen." Not sure how I feel about this. #
- 16:46 Dear Blip.fm: Evanescence is unacceptable. Get rid of that shit tout de suite. #
- 16:50 @ daydee KT Tunstall is pure sex. Evanescence is pure whiny bullshit. #
- 16:52 INCUBUS IS EQUALLY UNACCEPTABLE. GRAH. KNOCK IT OFF. Jesus, rank ONE AC/DC song & it gives you all kinds of bullshit. Ew. #
- 16:53 @ daydee What Tunstall are you listening to that she's grunting? I haven't heard her grunt ever. #
- 17:02 @ GirlWhoWhirls I once had a roommate who loved Metallica. Do you know how much I hate Mettallica? SO MUCH ZOMG IT FILLS THE UNIVERSE. #
- 17:27 Blip playlist includes: Frou Frou, Whitesnake, & Liz Phair. What? #
- 17:31 Hawaiian bagels from TJ's are nom in my mouth. Too bad my children devour them before I can finish one. Damned lousy kids, wanting food. #
- 17:33 @ hohokam hanging wet coat? hilariously white calves? half watered chrysanthemums? hard whitebread croutons? #
- 17:33 @ daydee "Take My Breath Away." THROUGH THE HOURGLASS I SAW YOU. man, I can't sing for shit. #
- 17:45 No Doors and no Led Zeppelin, either. Blasphemy, I know, but I just can't go there. #
- 17:57 RT @sweetlibertine UPDATE TOMORROW 9:00PM EDT Lots of new eyeshadow colors! sweetlibertine.com/ #makeup #artfire #
- 17:59 "Comfortably Numb," however, is totally acceptable. Thank you, Roger Waters. #
- 18:10 @ halfassedknits is scuba really all that dangerous? #
- 18:11 hey @twitter: get better servers. I'm tired of the effing #failwhale. #
- 18:15 @ kateohkatie It IS only skein of sock yarn, and I'm sure you have quite a few of those already to tide you over, nu? #
- 18:16 @ pescivendolo wow. I had no idea. But for someone without lung problems, is it dangerous, or is that one of those 1:1Trillion chance things? #
- 18:18 A2 has figured he can use the stool to turn the bathroom light on & off. I foresee hours of toddler entertainment. #
- 18:18 @ sweetlibertine I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP ZOMG! #
- 18:25 Tori Amos, Dave Matthews Band, and...G&R? What can I say, I'm a complicated woman of many contradictions. #
- 18:28 @ daydee tinyurl.com/b7dvbj #
- 19:03 A2 stepped wrong on edge of carpet, tack cut his toe. Stupid fucking apartment. Call made to nurseline, his toe is bleeding A LOT. #
- 19:04 @ Sarahndipitea Trader Joe's has make your own Thai in a box that is, IIRC, MSG-free. #
- 19:17 @ Sarahndipitea If I Recall Correctly #
- 19:18 @ janinieweenie head & lip wounds bleed a lot, too. Nurse says keep pressure on it. Stupid fucking carpet tacks. Stupid fucking apartment. #
- 19:22 @ Sarahndipitea I love my MacBook multilingual translator widget, I understand what you say when you use German :) #
- 19:23 @ Sarahndipitea NIN puts me in a sad place, mentally. I have to be really focused to enjoy it. Stupid ex boyfriends ruining my mental jukebox #
- 19:32 @ Sarahndipitea It's kinda ridiculous. I mean, I've been w/G 8 yrs, you'd think my brain wouldn't go there anymore, but NO. Not me. Gah. #
- 20:06 @ pontmarie It wasn't bothering him in the first place. He's not dripping through the bandaid anymore, at least. We'll see @ bedtime in a bit #
- 20:14 @ violentlyserene Dear atheling: go fuck yourself, you stupid fucking self-important cunt. no love, someone with a brain in her head. #
- 20:25 @ pontmarie lol I mean the TRex vs. Triceratops battle happens daily here, too. #
- 20:31 @ pescivendolo I'd do it for free, just to have the company. Take that how you will. #
- 20:32 @ hohokam you are now, officially, the biggest dork I know. <3 #
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