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So I’m sitting at my desk happily scooping avocado out of it’s shell and eating it when someone walks up and says “ewwww!!!! You like avocado???!!!”
“For the love of all that is holy of COURSE I DON’T!!!!!!!! Can you not SEE the bearded woman standing behind me holding a gun to my head and forcing me to devour this heinous vegetable/fruit ( Read more... )
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Nathan's friend said the mexican girls he hung out with would mash up avacado in its shell and put lime and salt on it.
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Quick like reflex, poke the spoon in Moron's eye and don't stop until you feel the back of their SKULL!!!!!!!!
In unrelated news: Can I tell you the joy I felt on Saturday as I bought Raj's gift? I actually found a funny daddy book that's like a survival guide (Quote from book: "During active labor, your Female Parenting Partner may vomit, but then again, you might as well.") and another one that's like a boy scout manual (complete with a section on taking your new baby camping!!!!!!!). SCORE! Joy, I say! Even more joy than seeing Church Boi on Sunday! SERIOUSLY! (But that could be because I've decided to play "hard to get" with the married man who doesn't know my name. *sigh*)
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