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the best revenge is not "living well" it's making fun in Flinstone form!
So im at work... and i totally heard that this girl was talkin smack about me.. So i wrote a song...
Feel free to sing along to the Flinstones Theme!
Bitch-ho. Shes a bitch-ho ( Read more... ) -
PICTURES!!!!
STOP THE PRESSES!! big BIG news! i have finally figured out how to post pictures on this thing and im really excited about it.. Now you are stuck listening to me rable on about stuff that seems inportant when you are bored out of your mind at work but at any other time is la-huh-aaaaame. but anyhoo lets be all fergalishus about this and get it ( Read more... ) -
to all u awsome peeps
I truly adore my friends! They are some of the greatest people i have ever met. Sometimes its just nice to think about all the fun you have had in the past and sometimes its nice to think about all the fun to be had in the future... but right now i am appreciating all the fun that is to be had right here and now with whomever is around at the time ( Read more... ) -
fat rat race
Today i found out that my life is much more like a rat in a cage than i had previously assumed. Glenda came into work at around 10 o'clock, And she had brought candy. As soon as i heard the sweet clang of the treats as the hit the fancy glass candy dish. I inadvertantly got up, and next thing i remember i was hovering over the dish deciding which ( Read more... ) -
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Overheard at a very civilized dinner party this weekend
“So I woke up the next morning, and my farts! They smelled like bacon!”
“Dude, that is so wrong.”
“No! Not at all! I thought I was in heaven!” -
things (about him) that make me want to dance
He makes sure he kisses me everyday before he leaves ( Read more... ) -
bob is my bitch
i beat the game! I have NEVER beat a video game in my life... ever! super mario? nope not yet im still stuck in world 8. Sim city 2000? nope.. i dont know that u can beat that game. Simtower.. i kinda suck at that one...and i cheat. The sims? well i did play so goddamn long that my sim got sick and died. Bob? YES!!!! I win!!! its this game i ( Read more... ) -
another job.
I have my job.. and all is fine and dandy... but i want extra cash!! And i want to spend it guilt freeeee! so i was thinking of maybe getting a second part time job... nights and weekends or whatever. Im not sure where i want to work tho. Lara is a bartender at nixons, and i know she can get me a job but im not sure i want to work so far away. I ( Read more... ) -
pathetic
I cant seem to stay awake past 11.. And on weekends im not much better. i get tired... and lazy... zzz
