today

[jenrodrod]

first of all i am sorry for the picture of me, it IS disturbing, but paul thinks i look like shakira and we dont want to lull him into a false sense of security do we? no

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[eyes_lowered]

i think u shud sing to steve "stevey baby, stick a truncheon under the tree for mee" and then lizzie can come in and take over where u left off.

david gauge {reporting for meridian news} is a feline mutt. how can u have been so close to my house and not come see me eh. it's just absolute outrage. me n david couldve bonded over hide and seek like we did back in the day. AHA.

anyway see you tomorrow xxxx

[pimpski]

poor guy. i'd be quite confused if The Great Dorchester Fellator said she was no longer doing her thang.