Short. I´m kinda posting them so i can stop thinking about them and move onto my dang-blasted-oh-god-why-won´t-muses-agree-with-me secret santa fics.
Pairing: MA/Kinki/Takki?
Rating: PG for Kinki Kids being Kinki Kids and Gakki´s legs being Gakki´s legs.
Notes: Written to one of the prompts on the
ficathon.
The one thing Akiyama was sure he wouldn’t miss about his old job (other than working for a boss who thought it was reasonable to catch his 8 hours of sleep in 15 minute bursts spaced out over a week or so and other than travelling long distances to collaborate with weather phenomena) was the constant dieting. His girl liked him for his rugged and manly European looks, he would remind himself. She thought most Jyannis were odd looking and too effeminate. Lately, however, she’d gotten in the habit of poking him happily and calling him her squishy cuddle bear. It was making him a little self-aware.
One dry yet cloudy Wednesday morning, he met up with Machida for coffee in a diner close to the theatre.
"You’ll never guess what!" Maachin began before even the ´hello´s were out of the way. He proceeded to inform Akki of exactly how much weight Koichi had lost this month. The log-book had become more detailed, including everything Machida had observed and everything Tsuyoshi had told him when Tsuyoshi was "willing to maturely discuss what went into his aikata´s mouth" (as Machida put it).
While Akiyama wondered aloud if his ex-Leader was overly stressed lately, he also pondered on how to procure this log-book and whether he would be capable of drinking that much Coke during a week.
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"I think," Takki began seriously in the middle of a discussion about Aragaki Yui´s legs, "that you should make them do a back flip."
Yara blinked at his beer, unsure if they were still talking about Aragaki´s legs.
"It’s like a sign. Like, a sign of Johnny’s," Takki continued unperturbed.
Realisation dawned.
"The Butoukan members can all do back flips," Yara replied. Since adding Tsukada to the project he’d become accustomed to spontaneous back flips, back flips appearing in the choreography where Yara knew they hadn’t been before, back flips because Senga dared Tsukada to do 5 in a row after gorging in Baskin Robbins.
Deflated, Takki leaned back in his fold-up office chair, cradling his beer between his legs.
"Oh." Imperceptibly, a grin grew to be huge and blinding, "That is great!"
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1 -
MA failing to collaborate with the Sunset. Also, Yara´s abs (because Yara´s abs are very important, people. srs biz).
2 - I tried to accept reality and write 3 member MA. And ended up writing Akki/Maachin anyway D:
3 - Because Koichi made
J-Support do backflips. Except J-Support kinda failed in that regard *pets their chibi selves*
4 - No reason for it being Gakki, I just think she´s really freaking hot neat.