Unobservant - Understatement of the Year
T: Unobservant - Understatement of the Year
A: hotfruits
R: High PG-13
P: Jin/Junno
D: I don't own them
S: Junno is too dense to realize that Jin wants to have sex with him, so Jin goes to the extreme to get the message across.
x-posted jent_fanfics & kattun_fanfics
To say Taguchi Junnosuke was unobservant would be an extreme understatement.
The goofy boy with the extremely long legs was unobservant, dense, oblivious, unaware, scatterbrained; take your pick, because no matter what word you used, at the end of a long day, Taguchi Junnosuke was still unobservant.
Or in Koki's words, "That goofy ass baka doesn't even realize his head is stuck up his own ass."
A little harsh in his opinion but really, extremely true none-the-less. He just didn't understand it, how one individual could be so mentally removed from everything going on around him. Junno never once noticed the touches, the hands on his thighs as they massaged his skin. He never took notice of the longing glances, his tongue licking along his bottom lip before biting down, trying to suppress a moan as Junno's hips gyrated.
And Junno, that baka with his head up his ass, would smile sweetly and ask, "Jin, are you okay? You look constipated," which in turn made the situation so much worse, a deeper reddening to his cheeks and a sweat breaking out between his brows, "If you're constipated Jin, you should eat more fiber!" Junno tilted his head to the side, nothing but compassion in his eyes and Jin just wanted to scream, 'you idiot, can't you see that I want you to screw me til we both explode!?'
No, of course not. Junno never did see that, and the next day at practice, Junno discreetly handed him a list of foods that produced "healthy bowl movements", winking at Jin before taking his place in the center of the room. When Jin told the rest of the group later, Kame and Maru gave him pitying looks, while Koki laughed and Tatsuya just looked bored.
"Poor Jin," Kame glomped him, squeezing tight, "it can't be easy, wanting an airhead."
"An airhead?" Koki interrupted, snorting, "Please, that guy wouldn't know that Bakanishi here wanted to get fucked by him even if he tied himself to Junno's bed, butt naked and with a sign 'Junno, have your wicked way with me!' on his chest".
Tatsuya smacked Koki over the head with his magazine, before turning to Jin and shrugging, "He's oblivious," Maru nodded and added, "Maybe you should try being more obvious, to make up for Junno's lack of...obviousness."
Jin sighed, "The only way I could be more obvious is by doing what Koki said-and NO!" Jin turned towards him, "I am not doing that. Never."
Koki just rolled his eyes, "Fine, have fun with that unaware fool."
Jin pouted, causing Kame to hug him even tighter.
***
Junno sat on the ground, sucking on a popsicle as he waited for his turn to get his pictures taken for the magazine. Jin sat not far away, admiring the way Junno's tongue glided over the icy treat before bringing it back into his mouth, sucking hard with his eyes closed, a delighted look on his features.
As Jin's head hit the table with a loud thud, Tatsuya sighed and looked over at Junno, calling out, "Junno, be careful you don't choke on that popsicle."
Junno just shrugged, smiling as he removed the treat from his mouth, "Don't worry Tat-chan, my mouth is big enough and I don't really have a gag reflex. Watch, I can even put my fist into my mouth."
And as he did, Jin repeatedly hit his head against the table.
***
When Jin walked into the room, the first thing he saw was Maru, looking at him with an expression that said, 'Leave now if you want to keep your sanity, leave now!
Jin raised an eyebrow, setting down his bag and walked towards Maru, his facial expressions getting more alarming during the second, til eventually his arms started to flail in the air, practically screaming, iLEAVE YOU FOOL, LEAVE!
As Jin came to a stop next to Maru, he realized what his friend was warning him about. There sat Junno on the floor, a leg stretched upwards and around his neck, smiling as said to Kame, "See, I told you I could put my leg over my head! I'm extremely flexible!"
Jin immediately ran out of the room, and while everyone else sighed, Junno just asked, "Is Jin eating too much fiber and getting the runs now?"
***
Jin sat in the NewS dressing room, sulking as Ryo yelled at Shige, something about his ugly hair and Koyama stood between the two, tears in his eyes as he begged them to get along. Yamapi was busy eating with Massu, quietly giggling as Massu fed him a piece of fruit.
Rolling his eyes, Jin turned towards Tegoshi, poking him, "I need help."
"You should sit in his bed naked and refuse to leave til he fucks you senseless." Tegoshi replied, not even glancing up from his magazine.
Jin pinched the bridge of his nose. Hard.
***
"Um, I don't get it." Junno said, scratching his head.
Jin sighed, turning his head to the side so he could properly see Junno, "What is there not to get? I'm in your bed, I'm naked, there's a fucking arrow pointing to my ass which is painted to look like a target. I want you to screw me, fuck me, have your wicked and nasty way with me, Junno."
Junno stood there, looking confused as he asked, "You want me to have sex with you?"
"Yes," Jin almost shouted, holding back his tears of joy as Junno, densest man in the whole world, finally got it.
That feeling crashed down though when Junno asked, "You're not still having problems with...you know, your digestion and stuff, right? Because that'd be really really gross, and-"
Jin smacked himself in the forehead.
A: hotfruits
R: High PG-13
P: Jin/Junno
D: I don't own them
S: Junno is too dense to realize that Jin wants to have sex with him, so Jin goes to the extreme to get the message across.
x-posted jent_fanfics & kattun_fanfics
To say Taguchi Junnosuke was unobservant would be an extreme understatement.
The goofy boy with the extremely long legs was unobservant, dense, oblivious, unaware, scatterbrained; take your pick, because no matter what word you used, at the end of a long day, Taguchi Junnosuke was still unobservant.
Or in Koki's words, "That goofy ass baka doesn't even realize his head is stuck up his own ass."
A little harsh in his opinion but really, extremely true none-the-less. He just didn't understand it, how one individual could be so mentally removed from everything going on around him. Junno never once noticed the touches, the hands on his thighs as they massaged his skin. He never took notice of the longing glances, his tongue licking along his bottom lip before biting down, trying to suppress a moan as Junno's hips gyrated.
And Junno, that baka with his head up his ass, would smile sweetly and ask, "Jin, are you okay? You look constipated," which in turn made the situation so much worse, a deeper reddening to his cheeks and a sweat breaking out between his brows, "If you're constipated Jin, you should eat more fiber!" Junno tilted his head to the side, nothing but compassion in his eyes and Jin just wanted to scream, 'you idiot, can't you see that I want you to screw me til we both explode!?'
No, of course not. Junno never did see that, and the next day at practice, Junno discreetly handed him a list of foods that produced "healthy bowl movements", winking at Jin before taking his place in the center of the room. When Jin told the rest of the group later, Kame and Maru gave him pitying looks, while Koki laughed and Tatsuya just looked bored.
"Poor Jin," Kame glomped him, squeezing tight, "it can't be easy, wanting an airhead."
"An airhead?" Koki interrupted, snorting, "Please, that guy wouldn't know that Bakanishi here wanted to get fucked by him even if he tied himself to Junno's bed, butt naked and with a sign 'Junno, have your wicked way with me!' on his chest".
Tatsuya smacked Koki over the head with his magazine, before turning to Jin and shrugging, "He's oblivious," Maru nodded and added, "Maybe you should try being more obvious, to make up for Junno's lack of...obviousness."
Jin sighed, "The only way I could be more obvious is by doing what Koki said-and NO!" Jin turned towards him, "I am not doing that. Never."
Koki just rolled his eyes, "Fine, have fun with that unaware fool."
Jin pouted, causing Kame to hug him even tighter.
***
Junno sat on the ground, sucking on a popsicle as he waited for his turn to get his pictures taken for the magazine. Jin sat not far away, admiring the way Junno's tongue glided over the icy treat before bringing it back into his mouth, sucking hard with his eyes closed, a delighted look on his features.
As Jin's head hit the table with a loud thud, Tatsuya sighed and looked over at Junno, calling out, "Junno, be careful you don't choke on that popsicle."
Junno just shrugged, smiling as he removed the treat from his mouth, "Don't worry Tat-chan, my mouth is big enough and I don't really have a gag reflex. Watch, I can even put my fist into my mouth."
And as he did, Jin repeatedly hit his head against the table.
***
When Jin walked into the room, the first thing he saw was Maru, looking at him with an expression that said, 'Leave now if you want to keep your sanity, leave now!
Jin raised an eyebrow, setting down his bag and walked towards Maru, his facial expressions getting more alarming during the second, til eventually his arms started to flail in the air, practically screaming, iLEAVE YOU FOOL, LEAVE!
As Jin came to a stop next to Maru, he realized what his friend was warning him about. There sat Junno on the floor, a leg stretched upwards and around his neck, smiling as said to Kame, "See, I told you I could put my leg over my head! I'm extremely flexible!"
Jin immediately ran out of the room, and while everyone else sighed, Junno just asked, "Is Jin eating too much fiber and getting the runs now?"
***
Jin sat in the NewS dressing room, sulking as Ryo yelled at Shige, something about his ugly hair and Koyama stood between the two, tears in his eyes as he begged them to get along. Yamapi was busy eating with Massu, quietly giggling as Massu fed him a piece of fruit.
Rolling his eyes, Jin turned towards Tegoshi, poking him, "I need help."
"You should sit in his bed naked and refuse to leave til he fucks you senseless." Tegoshi replied, not even glancing up from his magazine.
Jin pinched the bridge of his nose. Hard.
***
"Um, I don't get it." Junno said, scratching his head.
Jin sighed, turning his head to the side so he could properly see Junno, "What is there not to get? I'm in your bed, I'm naked, there's a fucking arrow pointing to my ass which is painted to look like a target. I want you to screw me, fuck me, have your wicked and nasty way with me, Junno."
Junno stood there, looking confused as he asked, "You want me to have sex with you?"
"Yes," Jin almost shouted, holding back his tears of joy as Junno, densest man in the whole world, finally got it.
That feeling crashed down though when Junno asked, "You're not still having problems with...you know, your digestion and stuff, right? Because that'd be really really gross, and-"
Jin smacked himself in the forehead.