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Feb 24, 2006 00:52

This has gotta be one of the funniest things i've read in a while.

If you think life sucks try being an egg...you only get laid once, eatin once, its takes 3 minutes to get hard and only to minutes to get soft, you share ur box with 11 other and the only chick to sit on ur face is ur motherYou know it's funny. Whenever I think I'm going to be ( Read more... )

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kates_mannequin February 24 2006, 06:10:30 UTC
hehe that made me chuckle.

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fire_fox01 February 24 2006, 14:16:00 UTC
That egg joke certainly made me feel better about my life! ;)

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itsuki_minami February 24 2006, 23:39:23 UTC
excellent joke man, and I really hope that this person that you talked to for hours on myspace might be an opportunity for you. Goodluck and hope to talk to you myself soon.

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brok3n_inside March 6 2006, 13:14:16 UTC
It was actually at my birthday as I was blowing out the candle that I wished to meet someone new. I went out with that girl for 2.5 years.

I did that too and I dated a guy who was an asshole for like 3 months. ha.

And my life is so pathetic, that I'll end up being worst than an egg... I'll never get anything. :( ha.

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