FANFICTION MASTERLIST
MASTERLIST OF FANFICTION
The rest are arranged alphabetically, by television programme.
NOTE: For a chronological list, I also use the fanfiction tag.
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30 Rock
TGS (The God-awful Spectacles)
Liz, Jack, minor others. PG.
All she's doing is standing in her office, eating a cake-sized cupcake (which might actually be a cake-cake, but she's not entirely willing to admit to anything, yet) and giving her glasses a well-needed clean when they fall clear apart in her hands.
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Chuck
Chuck vs Male Bonding
Chuck, Morgan, Casey, Sarah. PG.
"No, Sarah, Sarah listen. I'm locked in, in the home theatre room, in the Buy More, with Morgan, and Casey's here."
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Doctor Who
55 Seconds
Ten, Rose. PG.
“Is it working, yet?” the Doctor asked impatiently, hopping from foot to foot. He glanced around the corner. “They’re getting closer.”
A Redhead And A Brick
Rose/Ten II. PG-13.
“For once, I just wanted to try being ginger. Is that so bad?”
The Banana Blitz
OC, Ten, Martha, Veronica Mars. Crack. PG-13.
“Great Zombie Fuhrer Rodians Like Gizkas are allergic to potassium. And what are bananas a great source of? Potassium! You saved our lives. With a banana! That’s brilliant! I always knew bananas were good!”
By Hand
Ten/Rose. PG-13.
“Fine. I’ll show you, I’ll do it by hand, and I won’t even use the sonic screwdriver. Come on, take it off.”
Change Is As Good As A Holiday
10.5, Rose Tyler. PG.
It's hotter in this universe, and he notices it. Both of these facts are a) strange and b) annoying. He mentions something along these lines to Rose, but she is characteristically unsympathetic about his plight.
Darkness
Ten, Rose. G. Drabble.
Sometimes it's easy to get lost in the darkness.
Duty
Martha. PG.
At the mention of chocolate, the girl looks a little heartbroken, and starts pulling on her top.
Escargot
Nine, Rose, Jack. PG-13.
“I mean, they put you two in the same cell, tie you back-to-back, leave you together, and then put me in here. By myself. I thought the King liked me!”
Fairground Attraction
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
He grinned again. “Never could keep anything from you, hey? We’re here to see your mum.”
Faith
Martha, Sarah-Jane. PG.
They’d thought Harold Saxon was an amazing politician, a brilliant PM, the shining hope for Britain.
Hesitation
Donna, Ten. PG.
She crosses her arms. “Come on, then. Tell me whose life you’re ‘saving’ this time. Why are you here?”
Innuendo Intended
Jack, Rose, Nine. PG-13 (sexual references).
Jack paused, attempting to think of a sentence which didn’t involve the words ‘let’s’ and ‘shag’ and ‘right now’.
Just A Victorian Euphemism
Rose/Ten. PG. Plays with events during Tooth and Claw.
He seems to consider this, leaning back and stretching out fully on the bed. Rose tries not to get too distracted by his neck. Or his shirt that’s riding up. Or his hands.
Laughing All The Way, Ha Ha Ha
Rose, Ten. PG.
“You were in the middle of trying to convince me that Santa Claus exists. I was in the middle of not believing a word you were saying.”
Making Amends
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
“I thought you brought me here so we could relax, and so you could apologise.”
Methods of Evacuation
Ten, Rose. PG.
“We are escaping! See, look at us go, escaping, always escaping, enough escape for anyone!”
More Important Things
Rose, Donna. PG.
"Oh. My. God. You're... you're Rose Tyler? Peter and Jackie Tyler's secret daughter?" Her mouth opens and closes, before she bursts out with, "But you're rich! What the hell were you doing at Chowdri's?"
One-On-One
Nine, Rose, Jack. PG.
“I’m so sorry if learning to play basketball was never at the top of my list of priorities. I was probably, oh, I dunno, saving the universe from penultimate destruction, or something equally as boring and mundane."
Pretence (WIP)
Ten, Rose, Jack. PG-13. Multi-parter.
“Basically? We wanna go alone.” Jack wrapped his arm around Rose’s shoulders as he spoke, and she didn’t push him away.
Shifting Paradigms (The Crack Everything Open Remix)
Rose, Ten. PG. Remix-fic.
Things are better now, even though his regeneration still weighs heavily on her mind. They haven’t talked about it, yet. She tried, but he asked for time, and time has become such a complex thing to her that she doesn’t ask again.
Smile At Perils Past (WIP) ( 1 | 2 | 3 )
Rose, Ten. PG. Multi-parter.
"I was trying to be nice! Smiling usually means 'hi, nice planet you have here, we come in peace, and d'you mind if I quickly use your loo', not... whatever they obviously thought it meant."
So Much For Impossible
Rose Tyler. PG. Turn Left-inspired.
"It's the end of the universe," she breathes.
Spinach
Ten, Rose. G.
“Well, he wasn’t called Popeye, though, was he? And he wasn’t a sailor, either. Still a nice chap, though, and his girlfriend was named Olyve.”
Think Of England
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
“I need therapy, I’m gonna need therapy, now. Some sort of regression, something, anything to get these images out of my head.”
Though Nothing Can Bring Back The Hour
Mickey. M (naughty words).
It makes no difference. She’s still gone. In fact, there’s no sign she was ever here. She just… kissed his cheek, and left. Like he’s nothing. Like he means nothing to her. Like he’s never meant anything to her.
Trip
Rose, Jack, Gwen Cooper. PG-13. Post-Reunion (Ten/Rose).
While the Doctor was off, doing whatever it was he was doing, on whatever unpronounceable planet that was toxic to humans, she could go to Torchwood One and maybe, finally, get some closure. And help save the world again while she was at it.
The Turn Of The Earth
Rose, Ten. PG.
“How do you feel?” Rose asks him one night.
Why And Wherefore In All Things ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )
Jack, Ten, Rose. M. Multi-parter.
Jack ended up in charge of Torchwood 1, not Torchwood 3.
You Asked For It
Ten, Rose. G.
“Show me. If you’re so good at the tango, show me, then.”
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Green Wing
Questioning Is Not The Mode Of Conversation Among Gentlemen
Caroline, Mac, Guy. PG-13 (swearing).
"No, see, I don't think you're quite understanding the gravity of the situation. This isn't just any question, this is life or death. Millions of lives hang in the balance, all dependent upon your answer, so I'll say it again-if I ask you a question, will you answer it?"
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Grey's Anatomy
Can You Share?
Meredith, Cristina, Izzie, Alex, Lexie, George, Sloan. PG. Early S5.
"It's the hair. It doesn't just come that way, it takes time and effort. And space."
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House, MD
Balance
House, Foreman. PG-13.
“Haven’t you ever seen people suffering for their art before?”
Beginnings
House, Wilson. PG-13.
“Doesn’t that thing have a mute button?”
Burned
House, Cameron. PG-13.
She’d been with House and Chase for two weeks, and was still finding it hard to settle in. It couldn’t have been the constant taunts and insults he’d been throwing at her since day one… could it?
Downfall
Stacy. Minor House, Cameron. PG-13.
He looks no different, but very different. You wonder if you look the same: like so much time, but no time at all, has passed.
Everything Flows And Nothing Stays
Wilson, Chase. PG. Spoiler for 401.
“What, you thought he was just gonna sit and pine after you forever?”
Feat/Password/Trophy
House, Wilson. PG-13.
Three separate, short friendship scenes.
Handful
House, Ducklings. PG-13.
Chase looked up from his position on the couch and frowned. “Hey. House. I didn’t know Cameron invited you.”
Hook, Line And Sinker
House, Ducklings. PG-13. Long-ish case-style fic.
Pausing, Cameron briefly wondered why she and this patient, a hooker, House’s hooker, were speaking so candidly.
Ice Cream (I Scream)
Cameron, Wilson. PG-13.
The bar isn’t anywhere near full; he could easily have found somewhere else to sit. He could have chosen a table around the corner, and you’d never have known he was here. But he’s opposite you, leaning back against the fake leather, like you dine together all the time.
Life Isn’t All Beer And Skittles
Cameron, House. PG-13.
You try not to stare at him as he stares into space, and wonder when (if) he’s going to say something. Standing this close to him is intense and, as he shifts uncomfortably next to you, you get the distinct feeling that something horrible has happened.
Valetundinarius
House, Ducklings. PG-13.
“I have a new favourite word,” House announced, entering the conference room.
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Parks and Recreation
Moonbounce
Ann, Leslie, Tom. PG-13.
For Leslie's birthday, she wants to go to the park. Ann thinks she shouldn't be surprised, but this is Leslie, and one of her charms is that she's always surprising.
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Spaced
One Giant Leap For Tim-Kind
Tim (minor Daisy, Brian, Marsha, Mike, Twist). PG-13 (swearing).
Tim knows he's dreaming when he opens the front door to see the Millennium Falcon right in front of him. And then he knows he's not when Gillian Anderson doesn't appear.
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Torchwood
Five Times Gwen Cooper Saved A Member Of Torchwood 3
Gwen, Jack, Ianto, OCs. M (innuendo, sex-talk).
“We’re not going to get out in time, are we?” she said, already knowing the answer. It was going to take them a lot longer than-she glanced at the timer-two minutes forty seconds to get down four flights, and then far enough away to escape the explosion. They were going to die.
Scars
Gwen, Jack. PG-13.
“Well…” she runs her fingers over the smooth skin again, “how do I explain this to Rhys? One minute I’m covered in battle scars, the next, everything is fine? He’s not stupid.”
Talk To The Hand
Gwen, Jack. PG-13.
Gwen knew it was just the bubbles, they gave the illusion of the fingers moving, but… it really looked alive.
Thought
Jack, Gwen. PG-13.
“Of course! Just like the movies, the one alleyway we pick out of a thousand and it’s a dead end!”
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Ugly Betty
Avocados And Pickles
Gen. PG-13. Spoilers up till 2.12.
“Because, Willie needs to have Bradford’s child to take over Meade because ‘Slater’ magazine was a complete faux pas and we need a new evil plan, but her baby parts are officially out, and using someone else’s is in.”
Gifts
Gen. PG-13.
He gave her one last squeeze before she pulled away and readjusted her glasses, holding her gift to her chest.
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Wire in the Blood
Rumours, Not-Curry and the Cosmic Scale of Importance
Carol Jordan, Tony Hill, minor Kevin, Paula. PG-13 (swearing, WITB-style themes). Yuletide 2008 fic.
She needed to say something. He was thinking, and they'd finally made a break, and now was completely the wrong time, and she had no idea whether it was the right thing to do, but he was driving her crazy, and she needed to say something.
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Crossovers
Chronic Jesus Syndrome ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )
Torchwood/House, MD. Jack, Gwen, the House gang. PG-13. Multi-parter.
“Okay. So.” She planted her hands on her hips. “New Jersey, you said. Any plans on how to get home, Captain?”
Mr Spock, I Presume
Doctor Who/Torchwood. Ten, Jack. PG-13.
And if you had to choose someone other than Rose to travel with, it would be him.
Three Times A Lady
Life On Mars/Doctor Who. Sam/Martha. PG-13.
It’s a one-time thing. Or so he thinks.
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Real Person Fic
Fair Play, Indeed ( 1 | 2)
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG-13 (language). Two-parter.
Eventually, though, she relents, divulging the information she knows her friend wants, and even though they hang up promising to talk again 'soon', Billie knows full well that she'll be seeing her friend the next day, at exactly 12.30pm. | Apparently, someone thought it would be suitably ironic to throw a Doctor Who party for Russell's birthday, and whoever it was has gone all-out.
Kiss From A Rose
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
"What makes you think I want your tongue in my mouth?"
Mishaps, Bananas And The Odd Night Shoot
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
She whacks him on the arm. "How are you going? Filming an action scene? You've got your scuffed suit on."
Moments Of Realisation
RPF. Hugh Laurie, Jennifer Morrison. PG-13.
Omar comments that it feels like there’s something missing. Your scenes don’t have quite the same dynamic.
Trust Me, I'm A...
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
He shows up at her flat wearing his ‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’ shirt and a grin, sporting a bottle of her favourite wine, and she laughs from the moment he opens the door until the moment he sets her down after they hug.
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The rest are arranged alphabetically, by television programme.
NOTE: For a chronological list, I also use the fanfiction tag.
~
30 Rock
TGS (The God-awful Spectacles)
Liz, Jack, minor others. PG.
All she's doing is standing in her office, eating a cake-sized cupcake (which might actually be a cake-cake, but she's not entirely willing to admit to anything, yet) and giving her glasses a well-needed clean when they fall clear apart in her hands.
~
Chuck
Chuck vs Male Bonding
Chuck, Morgan, Casey, Sarah. PG.
"No, Sarah, Sarah listen. I'm locked in, in the home theatre room, in the Buy More, with Morgan, and Casey's here."
~
Doctor Who
55 Seconds
Ten, Rose. PG.
“Is it working, yet?” the Doctor asked impatiently, hopping from foot to foot. He glanced around the corner. “They’re getting closer.”
A Redhead And A Brick
Rose/Ten II. PG-13.
“For once, I just wanted to try being ginger. Is that so bad?”
The Banana Blitz
OC, Ten, Martha, Veronica Mars. Crack. PG-13.
“Great Zombie Fuhrer Rodians Like Gizkas are allergic to potassium. And what are bananas a great source of? Potassium! You saved our lives. With a banana! That’s brilliant! I always knew bananas were good!”
By Hand
Ten/Rose. PG-13.
“Fine. I’ll show you, I’ll do it by hand, and I won’t even use the sonic screwdriver. Come on, take it off.”
Change Is As Good As A Holiday
10.5, Rose Tyler. PG.
It's hotter in this universe, and he notices it. Both of these facts are a) strange and b) annoying. He mentions something along these lines to Rose, but she is characteristically unsympathetic about his plight.
Darkness
Ten, Rose. G. Drabble.
Sometimes it's easy to get lost in the darkness.
Duty
Martha. PG.
At the mention of chocolate, the girl looks a little heartbroken, and starts pulling on her top.
Escargot
Nine, Rose, Jack. PG-13.
“I mean, they put you two in the same cell, tie you back-to-back, leave you together, and then put me in here. By myself. I thought the King liked me!”
Fairground Attraction
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
He grinned again. “Never could keep anything from you, hey? We’re here to see your mum.”
Faith
Martha, Sarah-Jane. PG.
They’d thought Harold Saxon was an amazing politician, a brilliant PM, the shining hope for Britain.
Hesitation
Donna, Ten. PG.
She crosses her arms. “Come on, then. Tell me whose life you’re ‘saving’ this time. Why are you here?”
Innuendo Intended
Jack, Rose, Nine. PG-13 (sexual references).
Jack paused, attempting to think of a sentence which didn’t involve the words ‘let’s’ and ‘shag’ and ‘right now’.
Just A Victorian Euphemism
Rose/Ten. PG. Plays with events during Tooth and Claw.
He seems to consider this, leaning back and stretching out fully on the bed. Rose tries not to get too distracted by his neck. Or his shirt that’s riding up. Or his hands.
Laughing All The Way, Ha Ha Ha
Rose, Ten. PG.
“You were in the middle of trying to convince me that Santa Claus exists. I was in the middle of not believing a word you were saying.”
Making Amends
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
“I thought you brought me here so we could relax, and so you could apologise.”
Methods of Evacuation
Ten, Rose. PG.
“We are escaping! See, look at us go, escaping, always escaping, enough escape for anyone!”
More Important Things
Rose, Donna. PG.
"Oh. My. God. You're... you're Rose Tyler? Peter and Jackie Tyler's secret daughter?" Her mouth opens and closes, before she bursts out with, "But you're rich! What the hell were you doing at Chowdri's?"
One-On-One
Nine, Rose, Jack. PG.
“I’m so sorry if learning to play basketball was never at the top of my list of priorities. I was probably, oh, I dunno, saving the universe from penultimate destruction, or something equally as boring and mundane."
Pretence (WIP)
Ten, Rose, Jack. PG-13. Multi-parter.
“Basically? We wanna go alone.” Jack wrapped his arm around Rose’s shoulders as he spoke, and she didn’t push him away.
Shifting Paradigms (The Crack Everything Open Remix)
Rose, Ten. PG. Remix-fic.
Things are better now, even though his regeneration still weighs heavily on her mind. They haven’t talked about it, yet. She tried, but he asked for time, and time has become such a complex thing to her that she doesn’t ask again.
Smile At Perils Past (WIP) ( 1 | 2 | 3 )
Rose, Ten. PG. Multi-parter.
"I was trying to be nice! Smiling usually means 'hi, nice planet you have here, we come in peace, and d'you mind if I quickly use your loo', not... whatever they obviously thought it meant."
So Much For Impossible
Rose Tyler. PG. Turn Left-inspired.
"It's the end of the universe," she breathes.
Spinach
Ten, Rose. G.
“Well, he wasn’t called Popeye, though, was he? And he wasn’t a sailor, either. Still a nice chap, though, and his girlfriend was named Olyve.”
Think Of England
Ten, Rose. PG-13.
“I need therapy, I’m gonna need therapy, now. Some sort of regression, something, anything to get these images out of my head.”
Though Nothing Can Bring Back The Hour
Mickey. M (naughty words).
It makes no difference. She’s still gone. In fact, there’s no sign she was ever here. She just… kissed his cheek, and left. Like he’s nothing. Like he means nothing to her. Like he’s never meant anything to her.
Trip
Rose, Jack, Gwen Cooper. PG-13. Post-Reunion (Ten/Rose).
While the Doctor was off, doing whatever it was he was doing, on whatever unpronounceable planet that was toxic to humans, she could go to Torchwood One and maybe, finally, get some closure. And help save the world again while she was at it.
The Turn Of The Earth
Rose, Ten. PG.
“How do you feel?” Rose asks him one night.
Why And Wherefore In All Things ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )
Jack, Ten, Rose. M. Multi-parter.
Jack ended up in charge of Torchwood 1, not Torchwood 3.
You Asked For It
Ten, Rose. G.
“Show me. If you’re so good at the tango, show me, then.”
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Green Wing
Questioning Is Not The Mode Of Conversation Among Gentlemen
Caroline, Mac, Guy. PG-13 (swearing).
"No, see, I don't think you're quite understanding the gravity of the situation. This isn't just any question, this is life or death. Millions of lives hang in the balance, all dependent upon your answer, so I'll say it again-if I ask you a question, will you answer it?"
~
Grey's Anatomy
Can You Share?
Meredith, Cristina, Izzie, Alex, Lexie, George, Sloan. PG. Early S5.
"It's the hair. It doesn't just come that way, it takes time and effort. And space."
~
House, MD
Balance
House, Foreman. PG-13.
“Haven’t you ever seen people suffering for their art before?”
Beginnings
House, Wilson. PG-13.
“Doesn’t that thing have a mute button?”
Burned
House, Cameron. PG-13.
She’d been with House and Chase for two weeks, and was still finding it hard to settle in. It couldn’t have been the constant taunts and insults he’d been throwing at her since day one… could it?
Downfall
Stacy. Minor House, Cameron. PG-13.
He looks no different, but very different. You wonder if you look the same: like so much time, but no time at all, has passed.
Everything Flows And Nothing Stays
Wilson, Chase. PG. Spoiler for 401.
“What, you thought he was just gonna sit and pine after you forever?”
Feat/Password/Trophy
House, Wilson. PG-13.
Three separate, short friendship scenes.
Handful
House, Ducklings. PG-13.
Chase looked up from his position on the couch and frowned. “Hey. House. I didn’t know Cameron invited you.”
Hook, Line And Sinker
House, Ducklings. PG-13. Long-ish case-style fic.
Pausing, Cameron briefly wondered why she and this patient, a hooker, House’s hooker, were speaking so candidly.
Ice Cream (I Scream)
Cameron, Wilson. PG-13.
The bar isn’t anywhere near full; he could easily have found somewhere else to sit. He could have chosen a table around the corner, and you’d never have known he was here. But he’s opposite you, leaning back against the fake leather, like you dine together all the time.
Life Isn’t All Beer And Skittles
Cameron, House. PG-13.
You try not to stare at him as he stares into space, and wonder when (if) he’s going to say something. Standing this close to him is intense and, as he shifts uncomfortably next to you, you get the distinct feeling that something horrible has happened.
Valetundinarius
House, Ducklings. PG-13.
“I have a new favourite word,” House announced, entering the conference room.
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Parks and Recreation
Moonbounce
Ann, Leslie, Tom. PG-13.
For Leslie's birthday, she wants to go to the park. Ann thinks she shouldn't be surprised, but this is Leslie, and one of her charms is that she's always surprising.
~
Spaced
One Giant Leap For Tim-Kind
Tim (minor Daisy, Brian, Marsha, Mike, Twist). PG-13 (swearing).
Tim knows he's dreaming when he opens the front door to see the Millennium Falcon right in front of him. And then he knows he's not when Gillian Anderson doesn't appear.
~
Torchwood
Five Times Gwen Cooper Saved A Member Of Torchwood 3
Gwen, Jack, Ianto, OCs. M (innuendo, sex-talk).
“We’re not going to get out in time, are we?” she said, already knowing the answer. It was going to take them a lot longer than-she glanced at the timer-two minutes forty seconds to get down four flights, and then far enough away to escape the explosion. They were going to die.
Scars
Gwen, Jack. PG-13.
“Well…” she runs her fingers over the smooth skin again, “how do I explain this to Rhys? One minute I’m covered in battle scars, the next, everything is fine? He’s not stupid.”
Talk To The Hand
Gwen, Jack. PG-13.
Gwen knew it was just the bubbles, they gave the illusion of the fingers moving, but… it really looked alive.
Thought
Jack, Gwen. PG-13.
“Of course! Just like the movies, the one alleyway we pick out of a thousand and it’s a dead end!”
~
Ugly Betty
Avocados And Pickles
Gen. PG-13. Spoilers up till 2.12.
“Because, Willie needs to have Bradford’s child to take over Meade because ‘Slater’ magazine was a complete faux pas and we need a new evil plan, but her baby parts are officially out, and using someone else’s is in.”
Gifts
Gen. PG-13.
He gave her one last squeeze before she pulled away and readjusted her glasses, holding her gift to her chest.
~
Wire in the Blood
Rumours, Not-Curry and the Cosmic Scale of Importance
Carol Jordan, Tony Hill, minor Kevin, Paula. PG-13 (swearing, WITB-style themes). Yuletide 2008 fic.
She needed to say something. He was thinking, and they'd finally made a break, and now was completely the wrong time, and she had no idea whether it was the right thing to do, but he was driving her crazy, and she needed to say something.
~
Crossovers
Chronic Jesus Syndrome ( 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )
Torchwood/House, MD. Jack, Gwen, the House gang. PG-13. Multi-parter.
“Okay. So.” She planted her hands on her hips. “New Jersey, you said. Any plans on how to get home, Captain?”
Mr Spock, I Presume
Doctor Who/Torchwood. Ten, Jack. PG-13.
And if you had to choose someone other than Rose to travel with, it would be him.
Three Times A Lady
Life On Mars/Doctor Who. Sam/Martha. PG-13.
It’s a one-time thing. Or so he thinks.
~
Real Person Fic
Fair Play, Indeed ( 1 | 2)
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG-13 (language). Two-parter.
Eventually, though, she relents, divulging the information she knows her friend wants, and even though they hang up promising to talk again 'soon', Billie knows full well that she'll be seeing her friend the next day, at exactly 12.30pm. | Apparently, someone thought it would be suitably ironic to throw a Doctor Who party for Russell's birthday, and whoever it was has gone all-out.
Kiss From A Rose
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
"What makes you think I want your tongue in my mouth?"
Mishaps, Bananas And The Odd Night Shoot
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
She whacks him on the arm. "How are you going? Filming an action scene? You've got your scuffed suit on."
Moments Of Realisation
RPF. Hugh Laurie, Jennifer Morrison. PG-13.
Omar comments that it feels like there’s something missing. Your scenes don’t have quite the same dynamic.
Trust Me, I'm A...
RPF. David Tennant, Billie Piper. PG.
He shows up at her flat wearing his ‘Trust me, I’m a Doctor’ shirt and a grin, sporting a bottle of her favourite wine, and she laughs from the moment he opens the door until the moment he sets her down after they hug.
~