VMAs

[jephah]

We're not at the VMAs this year. Couldn't be happier.

John Feldman's couch is a better vantage point. People are prettier on TV screens (even (especially) me).

Marching bands. Cannons. Vintage flair. Party crashers. Sharks to jump over.

We've been quiet. Have you known us to stay that way for long?

New shit soon.

- Jepha -

Comments

[bertmcrackhead]

thank baby jesus for that, either way all it'd be is us getting trashed and i personally prefer doing that at home as apposed to radio city.

[jephah]

The more i think about it the more i wish they'd have asked us to go. Fuck knows why they would have but i enjoy it when you get trashed around the a-list celebrities. Need I remind you of the Mariah Carey pictures?

[bertmcrackhead]

we probably should make a new album if we want to be invited next year. mariah is just in denial, everybody knows she makes out with her hand and pretends it's me.

[bertmcrackhead]

OH AND LET'S GO GET DRUNK WITH SUICIDE GIRLS TONIGHT

[mgoodies]

dude i'm so glad you're here