Why Four Men should not live together.

[jequalsevil]

I'll tell you fucking why. The Cleaning process. Apparently, I'm the only one smart enough to load and unload a dishwasher, how to properly use it, know that it is not for pots, and realize that the sink is not its substitute. I also am smart enough to realize that when the floor is sticky, you bust out some cleaning solution and clean it up.

Comments

[lucifelnet]

Can I be Roommate D? I want a nice little description in your journal too! :x

[jequalsevil]

You'd probably be listed as "Video Game Crack Addict Loner" or some such thing. heh.

[lucifelnet]

I'm all for that, man.

[dragonlass]

*giggles* I would hound your ass if you made a mess. Better not to live with me

[jequalsevil]

That's the point. I don't make a mess!

[cardigan_anjel]

Amusing, the only mess I ever leave in any consistent amount is coffee mugs and brandy bottles everywhere...

[jequalsevil]

as do I. I leave beer bottles around all the time. But they always get to the trash by 4 days later.

[erotophilia]

Come live with me. We could sex it up 24/7.

[jequalsevil]

Yes, we could. But would anything truly get done? Not that it matters, of course. ;D

[veshya]

~LOL~ Well, you can always move out here..

[jequalsevil]

here is where!? Co-ordinates woman! :D

[veshya]

~LOL~ I be where it is cold half of the year, unfortunately.. :(

But that aside, it's damn fun the rest of the time! YOu know me and New York. :)

[jequalsevil]

Cold bothers me not. I am originally from Wisconsin. ;D

I run around in shorts in 40 degree weather all the time. heh.