E3W: Better Than Sex and Twice As Often!

[jer64bear]

Here's the January issue of the Every Three Weekly.

Total issues listed as writer: 3
Total articles printed: 2
Total headlines printed: 6
Total drunk congratulations: 5

Time to steal some cafeteria trays and cause some sledding injuries.

Comments

[mike_coop]

You forget the most important one:
Total girls banged as result of being an E3W writer: 0

[jer64bear]

dude, the title of the post (while still generous) already ridiculed the E3W's lack of sexual prowess. trust me, even though we say "penis" in almost every article, it doesn't mean we know what to do with it.