That's what Kris said when I showed her Wal-Mart's website. Ladies, I dare you to use this

Arrrr, me homeboys, I be the gangsta pirate Funk Master the Terrible who be putting the caps in ye arse.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So I guess kdlawler27 (that's Kris!) asked me some questions.  If you want 5 questions randomly generated by a supercomputer me to ask you 5 of my own, totally original questions, leave a comment.

1. So, how do you like being a daddy so far? (To answer that myself: Other than sleep deprivation, being a mommy is totally the best thing ever.)

I love being a ( Read more... )

Yep, looks like a baby happened!Allyson Joy Funk was born in a log cabin that she built with her own two hands on July 28, 2008 at 1:16 in the afternoon ( Read more... )

So I guess we're having this baby first thing (yeh right) Monday morning. Supposed to get to the hospital at 6am (which is early) and then they'll keep Kris until she squirts the little lady out.( * )

OK so I have this Bon Jovi song, maybe you've heard of it, called "Living on a Prayer", that the editing is terrible and it drives me nuts. Maybe someone can tell me if it's just crappy editing in the version I have or if the studio version really has these awful editing issues ( Read more... )

Oh, and Joe Buck? Eat a sammich.

I'm pretty sure that last night during the homerun derby, they played the whole "New York, New York" by Sinatra, much like they did on FOX tonight prior to the All-Star Game ( Read more... )

No, fool. He wants you to put it in the microwave ( Read more... )

OK, so today was a busy day. I went up into the city today to train, and the training went pretty well actually. The first time I went to this school, which is an all-Macintosh district, we had LOTS of problems. We still have some problems running in non-IE browsers but alot of them have been nullified, oddly enough, by the release of Firefox 3 ( Read more... )