Lars eats people like Zakk Wylde for breakfast, lunch, dinner....and maybe even a light snack

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HoLy ShIt you guys, I'm in such a crazy mood right now like I just have a lot of energy. School sucked and work kinda sucked. Pat came in the store so that made it betta for the few minutes he was in there messing with me. I can't wait to see his hair. Ummm I got bored and made him a name tag, heh. I bought some candy for me and Megan to snack on

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...Zakk Wylde upsets stomachs worldwide

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And not just with his putrid taste and disgusting appearance. His music does it too. Lars wouldn't stoop down to eat Zakk Wylde. He'd be too busy eating the infant children of the teenage girls he's impregnated.

So anyway...that car looks prooty sweet, I must say. I might have to steal it.

And don't worry about Hall...when he dies, you'll be in your prime and can laugh at his funeral. Unless you like him, in that case...ummm, his wise experience will help guide you through...life??

Anyway...i'm outta here.

--Pat, bitches!!