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APPLICATION.
#1 Name/Age/Sex/Location.
hannah/16/f/houston
#2 Why are you jerk_me_off material?
because im a hannah....i really feel i belong with all u jerk offs...i am one with the jerk off...really i dont know why..i mean its kinda hard to sum it all up...:)
#3 5 favourite artists/bands.
allanis morre sette...taking back sunday...thurseday....acdc...REM....jack off jill...cradle of filth...kill hannah....
#4 1 or more interesting fact about yourself.
im double jointed
#5 Favourite movies.
stepford wives....and.....fried green tomatoes....
#6 Favourite books.
i just like to read...i really dont have a favorite...i liked "a boy called it" and "a wallflower"
#7 Makes us laugh. :]
okay if u know what hampstering is then u will liek this....
2 gay guys take a tube with a hampster in it and they both put it in their butt hole...well these guys did this and the hampster *named rocket* go stuck in one of teh guys butt whole so the other one took a lighter to see how far the hampster was up his butt and it caught the hapster on fire and the guy farted and the hampster flew into the walll...
or
this guy went to teh doctor and had herpes on his butt whole...the doctor said you cant have sex in ur butt whole anymore or it will close up...so the guy came bak a week l8ter and his butt whole was closed....so the doctor cut a whole in his stommache and drained out his poop...the guy guy came baka week l8ter and the whole on his stomache had herpes...
#8 Google the word "Mao", and post one image that comes up.
http://www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/pages/MOD_9.shtml
http://zhongwen.com/mao.htm
#9 Favourite quote.
"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
#10 Celebrity crush(es).
vin diesel...george clooney....i think that christina ricci...rawks!!! and cathren zeta jones is awsome...but its not a crush i just want to look like them
#11 The perfect breakfast!
lunch!!!
#12 Your best & worst life experiences.
worst:anything before i turned 14 best: this summer
#13 Your life soundtrack.
bi-polar summer
#14 Disney World; is it overrated?
yes,..but the rides are still fun..i just dotn get why it cast so much to go...
#15 The perfect place to have your first kiss?
in a forest...walking on the trails under the stars...
#16 What are your thoughts on the film, "Passion of the Christ"?
i liked it....i think that jews who freaked over it were crazy..im jewish and i liked it alot....i think the movie was really interesting and i saw it 6 times. the little devil carrying the fury baby when they were whipping christ was so creepy looking.
#17 Do you prefer the old nintendo or the new nintendo? Why?
old!!! old!!! old!!!
#18 If you had one wish, what would it be?
world peace..lolz...umm prolly for little kidz to feel loved...
#19 Who is the coolest person you have ever met, and why?
oh i dont know...i like loud out-going people....who will do silly stuff with meeh
#20 What is your fetish?
i like it rough...and tickling....and bite-ing!!!!
K. TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 3 PIX. 2 OF YOUR FACE, ONE OF YOUR CLOTHES. <3.
these pictures are kinda older...like at least a couple of months....i look alittle different 15 pounds lighter and no glasses
my super cool clothes!!!
im the mexican on the far right of teh pic with short black hair and glasses
its meeeh
APPLICATION.
#1 Name/Age/Sex/Location.
hannah/16/f/houston
#2 Why are you jerk_me_off material?
because im a hannah....i really feel i belong with all u jerk offs...i am one with the jerk off...really i dont know why..i mean its kinda hard to sum it all up...:)
#3 5 favourite artists/bands.
allanis morre sette...taking back sunday...thurseday....acdc...REM....jack off jill...cradle of filth...kill hannah....
#4 1 or more interesting fact about yourself.
im double jointed
#5 Favourite movies.
stepford wives....and.....fried green tomatoes....
#6 Favourite books.
i just like to read...i really dont have a favorite...i liked "a boy called it" and "a wallflower"
#7 Makes us laugh. :]
okay if u know what hampstering is then u will liek this....
2 gay guys take a tube with a hampster in it and they both put it in their butt hole...well these guys did this and the hampster *named rocket* go stuck in one of teh guys butt whole so the other one took a lighter to see how far the hampster was up his butt and it caught the hapster on fire and the guy farted and the hampster flew into the walll...
or
this guy went to teh doctor and had herpes on his butt whole...the doctor said you cant have sex in ur butt whole anymore or it will close up...so the guy came bak a week l8ter and his butt whole was closed....so the doctor cut a whole in his stommache and drained out his poop...the guy guy came baka week l8ter and the whole on his stomache had herpes...
#8 Google the word "Mao", and post one image that comes up.
http://www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/pages/MOD_9.shtml
http://zhongwen.com/mao.htm
#9 Favourite quote.
"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
#10 Celebrity crush(es).
vin diesel...george clooney....i think that christina ricci...rawks!!! and cathren zeta jones is awsome...but its not a crush i just want to look like them
#11 The perfect breakfast!
lunch!!!
#12 Your best & worst life experiences.
worst:anything before i turned 14 best: this summer
#13 Your life soundtrack.
bi-polar summer
#14 Disney World; is it overrated?
yes,..but the rides are still fun..i just dotn get why it cast so much to go...
#15 The perfect place to have your first kiss?
in a forest...walking on the trails under the stars...
#16 What are your thoughts on the film, "Passion of the Christ"?
i liked it....i think that jews who freaked over it were crazy..im jewish and i liked it alot....i think the movie was really interesting and i saw it 6 times. the little devil carrying the fury baby when they were whipping christ was so creepy looking.
#17 Do you prefer the old nintendo or the new nintendo? Why?
old!!! old!!! old!!!
#18 If you had one wish, what would it be?
world peace..lolz...umm prolly for little kidz to feel loved...
#19 Who is the coolest person you have ever met, and why?
oh i dont know...i like loud out-going people....who will do silly stuff with meeh
#20 What is your fetish?
i like it rough...and tickling....and bite-ing!!!!
K. TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 3 PIX. 2 OF YOUR FACE, ONE OF YOUR CLOTHES. <3.
these pictures are kinda older...like at least a couple of months....i look alittle different 15 pounds lighter and no glasses
my super cool clothes!!!
im the mexican on the far right of teh pic with short black hair and glasses
its meeeh