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#1 Name/Age/Sex/Location. hope / 16 / girl / so.cal
#2 Why are you jerk_me_off material? haha, well I masturbate on average twice a day.
#3 5 favorite artists/bands.
HIM
Led Zeppelin
David Bowie
Bob Marley
The Postal Service
#4 1 or more interesting fact about yourself.
I make pictures by means of melting crayons.
I have double-jointed hips.
#5 Favorite movies.
Dogtown & Z-Boys
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Cheech & Chong [collective]
Breakfast Club
Bowling for Columbine
#6 Favorite books.
Live in a Better Way
The Fate of Man
Reefer Madness
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty [by A. Rice- it’s a twisted sex version of the classic.]
On the Road
Dharma Bums
The Thesaurus
#7 Makes us laugh. :]
#8 Google the word "Mao", and post one image that comes up.
#9 Favorite quote.
"The world is nothing but mind and what is the mind? The mind is nothing but the world, goddammit." -Kerouac
#10 Celebrity crush(es). Johnny Depp & Angelina Jolie
#11 The perfect breakfast! oh fuck, I love all breakfasts; it’s my favorite meal. I really like eggs & morning smoothies are a plus.
#12 Your best & worst life experiences. I have had a lot of these
Best: discovering the orgasm.
Worse: smelling anything really rancid.
#13 Your life soundtrack. Led Zeppelin “Remasters”
#14 Disney World; is it overrated? Not if your 12 & under or have a mental state of a child.
#15 The perfect place to have your first kiss? In the top of a bunk bed.
#16 What are your thoughts on the film, "Passion of the Christ"? again I laugh, I still haven’t seen it.
#17 Do you prefer the old nintendo or the new nintendo? Why? old, it’s classic bitch.
#18 If you had one wish, what would it be? to never worry about anything.
#19 Who is the coolest person you have ever met, and why? wow I have met a handful of cool people. My ‘sister’ Jenna is pretty fucking cool because we on the same wave length as me. My dad for the reason that he is always there for me, has great style, has a relaxed persona, & know how to hold shit down. & My dear friend Allie: she has be best outlook towards life & is always a load of fun.
#20 What is your fetish?
Spanking
Biting
Teasing
Masturbating
Masturbating for someone else
Messing around in public places
Oral
Hope these do the job you are looking for, if not let me know..