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#1 Name/Age/Sex/Location. Madison. 13 (14 in 4 days). Milford CT
#2 Why are you jerk_me_off material? Because im a Jerk off thats why....no im kidding, uhm. because im not afraid to tell you all what i think, and if you dont like it well then i dont give a crap. but im not intimidating at all and it sucks, i would be more scarey if i was. but people meet me and they are like whoa your cool your real sweet. i try to be all grrr and scarey big bad bitch but it just doesnt work. so i guess my answer is because im not afraid but sweet? ha i dont knowww.
#3 5 favourite artists/bands.Brand New. Static Lullaby, Sunny Day RealEstate, Muse and Death Cab For Cutie.
#4 1 or more interesting fact about yourself. Im triple jointed and i can lick my elbow. people tell me to prove it but i cant lick my elbow and hold a camera at the same time. im not that interesting. im pretty good at playing cupid i guess you can say, even though some of the relationships dont last im good at the hooking up part. and i have a secret fantasy of humping marney, but shhhh dont tell her.
#5 Favourite movies.Elephant, The Virgin Suicides, Blonde, The Notebook, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.
#6 Favourite books.Speak, The Lovely Bones, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Notebook, Journals, Message In A Bottle.
#7 Makes us laugh. :] alright hmm lets give this a shot.One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replys. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking"
okay if that didnt work. maybe this will
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Complain because your husband had been eating your gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower onto a floor towel. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16. Hang floor towel on side of tub.
17. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
18. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
19. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14. Pee.
15. Rinse off and get out of shower. (What's a floor towel?)
16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
18. Leave shower curtain open, water on floor, light and fan on.
19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
20. Throw wet towel on bed.
if that didnt work. sorry.
#8 Google the word "Mao", and post one image that comes up.Mao Zedong hahaha. oh yeah. my computer wont show the image. but from the fonts of it it looks like hes some chinese person. or she, or it.
#9 Favourite quote.So foul and fair a day I have not seen. -Elephant
#10 Celebrity crush(es). jake gyllenhaal or however you spell his last name
#11 The perfect breakfast! baconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and french toast
#12 Your best & worst life experiences.fighting with my best friend and loosing friendships. or finding out that your being talked about by one of your closest friends.
#13 Your life soundtrack. the notebook
#14 Disney World; is it overrated? no fucking way
#15 The perfect place to have your first kiss? in the middle of the rain by the ocean.
#16 What are your thoughts on the film, "Passion of the Christ"? im not going to see it because its not what i beleive in but if its your cup of tea then go for it.
#17 Do you prefer the old nintendo or the new nintendo? Why? old stuff rocks like whoa. all the old games, classicccc.
#18 If you had one wish, what would it be? to move to a place where no one knows me and start over again.
#19 Who is the coolest person you have ever met, and why? myself because i understand me and i wont ever doubt me, when everyones gone and not behind me in something i will always have my self confidence.
#20 What is your fetish? gav cyr. ha. and big strong arms. like gav cyrs.
K. TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 3 PIX. 2 OF YOUR FACE, ONE OF YOUR CLOTHES. <3.
SINCE i dont have a picture of me wearing my clothes i would be happy to show you pictures of the clothes i am wearing in these pictures and other crap. im just so clever. i swear. Links are a pain in the ass, but im lazy and photobuckets being a penis so i dont feel like uploading them. they are links, get some excersize and click them.
http://shop.pacsun.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&productId=54683&parentCategoryId=10002&categoryId=10097&pageNumber=1&sortBy=0
thats what im wearing in the beater picture thingys.
and uhhh heres my shoes
http://shop.pacsun.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&productId=58305&parentCategoryId=10004&categoryId=10071&pageNumber=1&sortBy=0
and this is my favorite zip up.
http://shop.pacsun.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&productId=58034&parentCategoryId=10002&categoryId=10351&pageNumber=1&sortBy=0
yeah so bye.