i want subway!

When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

( 2 teens killed in Bucks crash )

so i just got off the phone with gary, he has mom night tonight[ to go see terminator 3] and he is free tomorrow, but i dont think am, and he has work wednesday, thursday and friday... and then saturday he is going away on vacation to las vegas... so i'm gonna call him tomorrow after i find out whats up with everything else... and if not were gonna ( Read more... )

i'm sorry that i am mean

dont be mean, dont be selfish, dont yell, dont lie, dont put me 2nd best, dont say things just to hurt me, dont blame yourself, dont expect me to comment on you journal when you dont even have the time to read my journal let alone comment, dont put things before me, show me you care as a friend, dont hang out with me because your other friends cant ( Read more... )

i am so sick and tired of this shit. i'm not good enough for you and while telling you, you have the nerve to say that. WHY DON'T I GO OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD!

STOP FUCKING HURTING ME!

i hate when people have their "too cool for school" attitude.

♥ much love ♥

women:i just miss you so much. if i had a magic carpet... i'd be there... in like 2 hours

man: 2 HOURS! what's so magic about that?

women: yea well i don't want to fall off

man: IT'S A MAGIC CARPET!

2nd best can kiss my ass