wow...

[jerkstore]

Today at work a huge stone pallet fell off of a truck we were unloading and smashed into my nuts. Whoaday holy shit, I dont think I have ever been in more pain in my life. Infact im still feeling it right now as im typing this.... I took a nap and got up to fast and the pain gripped me. I am probably going to be talking like selleck for atleast a

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[anonymous]

I'll bet thats the only action your junk has seen in a while...haha like i should talk.
later man
Stranks

[jerkstore]

I was expecting somehting like "small target" but this was good to. You sonofabitch thanks for the post.

-b

[anonymous]

yes im ashamed i didn't think of that too, by the way in the new rolling stone issue theres an article about this guy who has a dick thats 9 inches limp and 13.5 hard. he swings it around like a rope and wears tight shorts in public just to be a jackass and show off his huge package. he's been offered up to 1000 bucks just for a blowjob sounds like a legend to me. the article is at rolling stone.com i laughed out loud when i read it, later dude.
stranks