Comments | jerkstore: Just rolled in!

jerkstore

Just rolled in!

Jul 31, 2003 00:08

Still unemployed OWWWWWWWWW!!! Yeah, its great but not withouts its conciquences. The other day I find a note sliped under my from my god parents that was basicly a two page list of complients. Here are some colorfull excerpts ( Read more... )

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myfaceisthebest July 31 2003, 08:14:19 UTC

god damn that was fucking hilarious. i've never laughed harder at anything in your journal brett. ..genius!

jerkstore July 31 2003, 20:34:20 UTC

Thanks do0d!
Sadly the same thing could never be said about john doe.

poachagolly July 31 2003, 11:37:32 UTC

i think i love you.

jerkstore July 31 2003, 20:35:37 UTC

Allright lets go to vegas and get hitched allready.

poachagolly August 1 2003, 00:12:25 UTC

done and done.

::brett looks at left hand, sees wedding band::
"NOOOOO!!! good god, woman, it was a damn JOKE!"

jerkstore August 1 2003, 09:20:42 UTC

hey as long as i get to be a "house husband" its all good.

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drdouche July 31 2003, 12:34:13 UTC

I think my brain is leaking cause I don't get the kleenex part. Does it mean you shot a load in your pants? Next time the godparents tell you to clean your room, start swinging your fist while screaminf, 'I'm about to break!" Then run to your room pretending to cry. Then we will stage it so that someone in a bigfoot costuem will attack your godparents, and then you can act as the washed up porn star who fights bigfoot and saves the godparents. Then they will like you for two more weeks. See, you just need to apply your ideas to everyday life.

DrDouche

jerkstore July 31 2003, 20:41:16 UTC

whats up al? The kleenex thing really didnt have a specific thing it just seemed odd and I wanted people to think what they will because do0ds will allways picture the funniest shit to them as opposed to something I say... Or I was going to use it to clean up somthing...

As for using what I write in real life.. well id probably be locked up.

PEACE

hologramgirl July 31 2003, 20:26:44 UTC

Ok I've been hooked since the shovel incident...too funny. Plus my parents have been bitching at me all summer, so it's nice to see that someone else can handle all the criticism w/ humor. :-) I'm just gonna add you to my friends list, hope you don't mind!

jerkstore July 31 2003, 20:41:59 UTC

Ahhh dont mind at all infact im going to add you to.

prettblackdream August 4 2003, 21:11:53 UTC

yo, i got kicked off line, call me tomorrow when you get home from school, we'll go running.

Jim