I was walking down my street today when I came upon two little kids, a brother and sister I imagine. Anyway as I start passing by the little boy shouts ( Read more... )

What the fuck is up with kids these days? I go on myspace and I get a hate post from some girl I never ever never met saying "OH HOW COME YOU DIDNT RESPOND TO MY MESSAGE!? WELL YOULL GET THIS ONE!!! I HATE YOU BRETT!!"

Your a fucking maniac.

I just realized my journal turned 3 years old today. SO here are random entries and posts from 2003 ( Read more... )

This kid Carl Shuberton was doing about a Buck 25 on his motorcycle and the car in front of him stopped short. The kid hit the car and flew for about 50 feet onto pavement. Hes in the hospital now and he is in bad shape. His lungs are punctured and he cant breathe without the assistance of a machine. Carl is a good dude I hope he makes it man.

Last night there was this show about transexual hookers on HBO. It was great! It was basicly an hour of guys picking up hookers they thought were woman and the hillarity that ensues. The dudes/ladies were both your typical transexual ( a dude in a dress) and your more convincing TS ( a dude who takes harmones to grow breasts and even in one case a ( Read more... )

Ray fucking Charles man, the dude did it all. He overcame blindness, racism, and drug addiction to become a musical legend. But besides that he got laid more then I ever will in my life. Ever will. Ever. WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

Whats up? This weekend was GREAT! I saw Bender and Tom... Okay so it was a terrible weekend but what can you do ( Read more... )

whitesoxchik4evr: who r u
Rebel Elph: who are you?
whitesoxchik4evr: who r u
Rebel Elph: Look at this asshole
Rebel Elph: you im me wanting to know who i am?
whitesoxchik4evr signed off at 5:53:26 PM.

I get this often...

1. My friend Alex's haircut looks exactly like the character Willie's hair in the movie ghost....Epic ( Read more... )

I loved old nick shows when I was a kid. Ever watch something you liked as a kid and thought "What the fuck ( Read more... )