Another Day another Dollar. AssJack Kudlach came and picked me up in his green car (the penith mobile) and took kieth and me to work ( Read more... )

"For the final question in win Brett's money, Scott Kudlach....Skudlach....how do you spell Biocide ( Read more... )

Whats up? Whats up? Whats up ( Read more... )

Just got off the phone with barbra....its a boy.

Yesterday I got into a 2 hour long arguement with my friend Ali. Ali tried to convince me that Paulie Shore is a GREAT actor and he was serious. Not a mediocore comic but a great comidic genius as he put it ( Read more... )

Once opon a time i randomly imed someones screen name that Jimmy got from a chatroom with "so i heard you were a liar". I dont know this person but for the past 3 months this chick has been iming me. Everday...asking me questions...everytime im on. I had enough ( Read more... )

El Douchacabra: And I am going to dress as a Roman Gladiator and fight a lion at the zoo ( Read more... )

Im the luckiest sonofabitch. Well I thought I was. The other day Im with Ali at the mall getting ready to leave in the ALI MOBILE. I throw out all the mcdonalds junk out of his window and we start driving. Cop starts following us so Ali takes all the back roads around the various stores at the mall and cop is on us like crazy. We knew we were gonna ( Read more... )

I was inspired by the karate kid. First of all danial son is from Newark NJ, and if you dont believe me rent the movie. We got the whole essex county thing going so right off the bat I can relate to this do0d. Also we both had run ins with the local dirt bike gang ( Read more... )

When I was in 2nd grade my parents enrolled me into a Karate class. It wasnt a serious martial arts place it was more like the places you see all over the mini malls and shit where some asshole running around in Pajamas would scream loud words while he did some ass awkward punching ( Read more... )