This has been a good week.

GET READY FOR TACOMANIA 2K5.
It'll be delicious mexican mayhem mayhem mayhem.

Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, Fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for fun, fun, fun! I... The people are already here, we don't... need to keep hustling them like this, do we?

Holy shit I just thought of the best halloween costume ever.

Okay. So 3:00AM is the witching/demonic hour (in that evil spirits use to mock the Holy Trinity - 3:00PM - time of Jesus' death ( Read more... )

Who's calling me from Hollywood?
Because I've been avoiding answering their calls.

Why don't people give noogies anymore?

IS ART DEAD

international talk like a pirate day.

i found it funny, you won't.

alka: HI. ALLEY KATZ: MINUS THE BEAR. HERE.
john: HI
john: i'll give you a reason to come see minus the bear HERE
alka: HI
alka: COME HERE
john: you can watch my sister becky brush her teeth!
alka: woah
alka isn't that kind of a family event? i don't want to impose on that sort of intimate family thing.
john: SHE HOLDS ( Read more... )

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Bizarre.