do you ever wonder if you're mentally-challenged, and you just don't know because you're so fucking retarded?

i'm still figuring out the dates with my work schedule, but i am planning to be back in baltimore soon. a few days after christmas, definitely by new years. i'm not concerned with finding places to crash (you can still make offers if you like), i'm more concerned with finding a way home ( Read more... )

i'm still laughing about this ridiculous event at work the other day ( Read more... )

Mark Reed Downs Jr.
In maybe this year's most outrageous example of bad sportsmanship, Downs, a tee ball coach from suburban Pittsburgh, allegedly offered one of his players $25 to bean an autistic teammate during warm-ups, just to keep the kid off the field.

i'm pretty sure i just saw matt secor on collegehumor.com

i have a lot of money saved up already. i'm moving home by the spring. don't bother telling me everything is different and that i shouldn't bother coming back. not gonna change my mind - in a month i'll have been here a year and it still doesn't feel right at all.

my parents got me the first two seasons of arrested development. if you don't watch it, fucking get on it.

this livejournal is pretty much useless now. some creepy broad from chicago lurked around and found it, so now i can't say what i actually think.

feel free to leave a comment and tell her what an asshole she is, since she's undoubtedly reading it this very second.

i miss baltimore terribly ( Read more... )

i work at osco drugs.

i just finished my first day of a late-start class, intro to religion. we had a 'get to know eachother' orientation and two different bitches told me i had beautiful hair. so go eat a bag of dogshit scott and megan.