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I just failed a driving test today.  I am a total retard sometimes.  I failed because I was driving like 32 miles per hour in a 25 mph zone.  I cannot take the test again until the 23rd.  Needless to say, I am very pissed off right now.  Who the hell drives 25 miles an hour ever?  And of course, I am already paying for this car that I cannot drive ( Read more... )

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Well, does it?  I don't know where that question came from, but I suppose it is as good a question as any other.  Because you see, people, it's like this: every question that is ever asked is an attempt to get an answer to the one question that is really on everyone's mind - what the fuck is going on?  And since no one has an answer to this ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my attention that my "Who Does Mick Like" 'Chicks' section did not include the name Christine "Christine Armstrong From Coach" Boone.  This is a major oversight on my part, one that I would like to correct at the present time.  Obviously, Christine "Christine Armstrong From Coach" Boone is well liked by Mick and all of Mick's ( Read more... )

I like not posting often because that way no one ever reads what I write.  Because of this, I can say whatever I want.  I could write on here that the Holocaust never happened, that slavery wasn't so bad, that people with IQs under 100 should be sterilized, and so on.  No one will ever know.  However, in case anyone ever does read this, I would ( Read more... )

4. Texas (13-0, 9-0 Big 12; national champion in '05-'06 ( Read more... )

Obviously, things can change in the coming months. But as it stands now, this is installment one of my Pre-Preseason 2006-07 College Football Top Ten ( Read more... )

I used to always have things to update about on here, whether it was football or a movie I had seen or a class I was in, whatever. But on a day like today, when I slept from 5 am to 5:30 pm, a day when I missed everything that happened during the day and had no contact with any other person, there is nothing I can say. I did not mean to sleep all ( Read more... )

Of late, I have been reading a book that my very-close-yet-fiercely-heterosexual friend Don gave me for Christmas, entitled Please Kill Me: An Uncensored Oral History of Punk, edited by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain. Now, Richard, I know you have a copy of this book in our room at the house, and I know I could have read it at virtually any time ( Read more... )