Quandry

[jerriblank69]

Ahhhh MySpace...it makes me so sad. I only went on there because I wanted to sleep with people. Now, I have slept with everyone. Most of the time I didn't even get paid for it. Luckily I don't remember much of it. Thank god for mescaline. Just some thrusting and some grunting and some wet suction sounds. People keep finding me on MySpace. If I don'

Comments

[mattgjep]

Whatever you do, Jerri, just remember: you're a virgin as long as you pretend to act like one.

[drsbowls]

You could feed your baby instead.

[fourcorners]

Shitty_advice will know!

Hey, you didn't sleep with me! What am I, chopped liver? Wait, you had sex with chopped liver too! I'm so left out

[moosipher]

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*kickkickkickkick*

*japanese anime fade out to righteous tentacle rape*