My Trip To The Mini-Maxi Mart

[jerriblank69]

So I was jonesin' for some munchies and I went to the Mini Maxi Mart for some Fatty Salty Crispies and some grape sodees. I go up to the counter, and the guy behind the register...he's eyeballin' me. I pull my money out and I'm making small talk while he rings up my stuff and then outta nowhere I do this half sneeze and this big old booger the size

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[drsbowls]

Just thinking about you makes me all prune-ie down there. p.s i'm drunk off grape sodees.