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[jerry_kun]

Sorry if you're reading my story. I swear I'll get back to it.

In other news, OH SHIT BEARS.

Hung out with Matt Cruea yesterday, and it was fun.

But not quite as fun as bumper cars with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore the day before.  Sorry, Matt.

Tired.  Will maybe post later.

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[matt_cruea]

Imagine, Jerry, if you will, a small, enclosed arena. You sit in your round, magnetic hovercraft trying to make out the faces in the crowd even as the lights dim your view. You can only look ahead to what you can assume is your imminent doom.

A gate opens and the stars of The Butterfly Effect and G.I. Jane ride out, their glorious vehicles sparkling under the spotlight. You can feel the lump in your throat as you wipe the sweat from your brow.

Then you turn, hearing another gate open behind you. There would seem to be no escape. It's Matt Cruea, internet funnyguy, galloping towards you on a rounded metal steed of death.

The three vehicles charge at you and you pray to any God who will listen.

But God doesn't live here anymore.

This is bumper cars, Jerry.

This is fun.