Not only do I agree with most of the things you said about this movie but I think I was in the same theater because the "you got punked" line definately came up once or twice.
and just to clear things up... Bruce Campbell was the fucking highlight of that movie!
Why don't you bitch about the lack of sarcastic wit? Or rave about how they setup for: Venom The Croc Black Cat And the return of the green goblin Sinister Six anyone? Doc looked good, you're a gaybo. The black people are busy yelling shit like "bitch slapped" during the scene were his boy smacks him in the face, twice.
I knew I missed something, yeah. Where's the snappy comebacks and witty sarcastic remarks? The Croc was a Batman villain, you're thinking Doc Conors = The Lizard. I didn't see a Black Cat reference, nor a Felicia Harding. Sinister Six would be awful. Doc dressed in Darkman's clothes (see: Sam Riami). The problem with villains is that Spidey didn't have that many major villains, especially not those who would translate well to screen. Venom, Carnage, etc would be a convuluted story scanning 3 + movies. Electro, Rhino, The Lizard, The Scorpion, Shocker, these guys won't really stand alone. The Vulture? I think not. At least there was a Dr. Strange shoutout.
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Not only do I agree with most of the things you said about this movie but I think I was in the same theater because the "you got punked" line definately came up once or twice.
and just to clear things up... Bruce Campbell was the fucking highlight of that movie!
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Venom
The Croc
Black Cat
And the return of the green goblin
Sinister Six anyone?
Doc looked good, you're a gaybo. The black people are busy yelling shit like "bitch slapped" during the scene were his boy smacks him in the face, twice.
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they all sucked and each had more than 1 bad guy. 2-hour movie= enough time to develop one new bad guy.
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