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[jerseygrrrl]

first off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA DANGER, ROOMIE EXTRAORDINAIRE
all i can say is i'd better get this much livejournal love on my birthday [september 7th bitches]

yesterday i ate indian food and went over to

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[cardmonkey]

is a downie someone w/ down syndrome?

i saw a down syndromed mexican yesterday at the zoo, it was really freaking strange.

[jerseygrrrl]

yeah, i'm horribly amused by terrible things
like yesterday there was some candy machine with a picture of a kid with cerebral palsy on it and it was like "money from the candy goes to help these kids" and i laughed SO hard because the kid looked like he had just shit his pants.
i'm going to hell, yup.

[cardmonkey]

LOL

[eggtooth]

badhflkjdflkj. bahahha.

you're so fucking inconsiderate & assholey. but i am too.
we are totally going to hell, man.

there's this retard that bags groceries at the grocery store & he told me all about his "near death experience"... he got stung by a wasp. i was laughing, and he was like, "HANNAH, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I WAS ATTACKED!!" and i still laughed.

;)

xx/oo

[jerseygrrrl]

i wanna give you a high five for recognizing the quote.

[cartobame]

I don't trust swimsuits from J Crew
Its kind of like getting bras from the gap
they don't specialize in engineering the
perfect bra for the woman's body, so the
bras turn out like shit and make boobs look pointy
or square or..

you savvy?

[jerseygrrrl]

but carolyn,
these bathing suits ACTUALLY COVER MY BOOBS AND HIPS
this is a revolutionary feat
word up j crew
i miss you!!!!!!!!!
<3

[dorkpants]

I'm in need of a new swim suit, but I never go swimming.
I went once so far this summer, and I ended up swimming in bikini bottoms and a tee shirt and bra! I am so hardcore. But, the bikini top was all weird. My mom once said that she took the under-wires out from her bras because they made her uncomfortable, and a while later I found an under-wire from ONE SIDE ONLY missing! I think maybe she thought it was hers, and realized what she was doing and quit. So, I need a new bikini top. Or I can keep swimming in a tee shirt and bra.

[break_my_will]

you're interesting. im adding you like mad.

[jerseygrrrl]

merci beaucoup!
:adds you back: