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[jerseygrrrl]

adrian and i are buying matching pairs of these

adrian ksahara: come to melbourne!!!
adrian ksahara: it will be SO FUCKING COOL
ShampooPunk: where's melbourne?
ShampooPunk: AUSTRALIA IS SO FUCKING BIG, IT'S LIKE "OOO LOOK YOU THINK I'M JUST A REALLY REALLY LARGE COUNTRY.....BUT BITCH I BE A CONTINENT AS WELL"
adrian ksahara: down the bottom right. it's not sydney. melbourne = second biggest city in australia. second most stylish city in the world.
adrian ksahara: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
ShampooPunk: ooo
adrian ksahara: australia has a vagina
adrian ksahara: called "tasmania"
adrian ksahara: and "map of tasmania" is slang for "vagina" down here
adrian ksahara: because it's shaped like a little triangle of pubic hair
ShampooPunk: HAHAHAHAH

FINAL.GOODBYE.SHOUTOUTS
adrian: here's your lovely entry, you & me = bff
jess danga: glad you liked the package, melissa and i will take lots of paris pictures for you
sara: lose some fucking weight. love you!
patrick: if you cheat on me while i'm gone, you're dead.
akira: god stop being so fucking beautiful.
jamie&kendra: ill see you when i get home! <3
bonnie: keep up the sass in the us of a
everyone else: FUCK YOU. hahhaahhaha j to the k.

BYE KIDS!!!!!!!!!
ALLONS-Y!

<3333 coco