Meme (stolen from Russo)
When was the last time you went to the beach?
I live in Jersey. I go the shore all the time.
Did you kiss anyone today?
Yep.
You've had sex in the past week, haven't you?
Yep.
What are the colors of your eyes?
Brown.
Last night you felt:
Tired, but pretty happy.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah. Had a pretty girl in my bed. What's not to be happy about?
If you could pack up and move now, would you?
No. Where would I go?
Name something great that happened today:
The Trenton Thunder beat Portland in a close out.
How often do you hold back from saying what you're thinking?
When it's appropriate.
Is there something bothering you?
Not really.
If the year consisted of only two seasons, which would you choose?
Winter and Summer.
Who last texted you?
Dani.
Do you miss anyone?
Not sure.
Has anything exciting happened lately?
Define exciting. Things keep starting out as exciting and crossing over into terrifying.
When was the last time you had Starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks. Anyone who spends 4 bucks on a cup of coffee is nuts.
How many letters are in your last name?
Seven.
Do you think that you're an argumentative person?
If I wasn't, then I probably wouldn't be doing the job I do.
Do you think that someone is thinking of you right now?
Maybe? I don't know.
Do you have a bad temper?
Yeah. I'm Italian.
Anything good happening tomorrow?
We'll see, I guess.
What is your favorite genre of music?
Classic Rock. Gotta love the boss.
Would you rather be alone or with people?
Depends on the day, my mood, and the people.
Do you put gel in your hair?
Nope.
Do you follow celebrity gossip?
Uh, no.
When did you last weigh yourself?
I can't remember.
Do you like using earbuds or the traditional headphones?
Earbuds these days.
When people copy you, do you tend to feel more flattered or annoyed?
I'm not sure I usually notice. Flattered until they get annoying I guess.
Do your gums ever bleed when you brush your teeth?
Once in a while.
Think back to your childhood, who was your first REAL crush?
Stephanie Plum.
Is there anything that you're looking forward to?
Plenty of things.
When was the last time you talked to an ex?
Last week. Saw her at the deli.
Are you racist?
Absolutely not.
If I were to hand you the keys to a brand new Camaro, would you be excited?
Sure. Camaros are sweet rides.
Are you any good at painting your nails?
...
Would you feel comfortable sitting next to a man in a cheese costume?
If we were at a football game in Wisconsin, absolutely.
Are you hungry?
Nope. I had an Italian sub for dinner.
What is the color of what you're sitting on?
Black.
Have you ever made out with a stranger?
Yep.
Would you rather be reading or watching TV?
TV.
Do you have a favorite holiday?
Christmas, I suppose.
When did you meet the last male that you texted?
High school.
Have you had any alcohol in the past 48 hours?
Yeah, I'm having a beer right now.
When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Never.
What is your favorite color?
Red.
What is in your underwear drawer?
What do you think? Underwear, obviously.
Do you feel guilty about something right now?
Nah.
What is your midnight snack weakness?
Cold pizza.
Have you ever shoplifted?
When I was a kid.
Are you in love?
*crickets*
Do you have big plans?
About somethings, yeah.
I live in Jersey. I go the shore all the time.
Did you kiss anyone today?
Yep.
You've had sex in the past week, haven't you?
Yep.
What are the colors of your eyes?
Brown.
Last night you felt:
Tired, but pretty happy.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yeah. Had a pretty girl in my bed. What's not to be happy about?
If you could pack up and move now, would you?
No. Where would I go?
Name something great that happened today:
The Trenton Thunder beat Portland in a close out.
How often do you hold back from saying what you're thinking?
When it's appropriate.
Is there something bothering you?
Not really.
If the year consisted of only two seasons, which would you choose?
Winter and Summer.
Who last texted you?
Dani.
Do you miss anyone?
Not sure.
Has anything exciting happened lately?
Define exciting. Things keep starting out as exciting and crossing over into terrifying.
When was the last time you had Starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks. Anyone who spends 4 bucks on a cup of coffee is nuts.
How many letters are in your last name?
Seven.
Do you think that you're an argumentative person?
If I wasn't, then I probably wouldn't be doing the job I do.
Do you think that someone is thinking of you right now?
Maybe? I don't know.
Do you have a bad temper?
Yeah. I'm Italian.
Anything good happening tomorrow?
We'll see, I guess.
What is your favorite genre of music?
Classic Rock. Gotta love the boss.
Would you rather be alone or with people?
Depends on the day, my mood, and the people.
Do you put gel in your hair?
Nope.
Do you follow celebrity gossip?
Uh, no.
When did you last weigh yourself?
I can't remember.
Do you like using earbuds or the traditional headphones?
Earbuds these days.
When people copy you, do you tend to feel more flattered or annoyed?
I'm not sure I usually notice. Flattered until they get annoying I guess.
Do your gums ever bleed when you brush your teeth?
Once in a while.
Think back to your childhood, who was your first REAL crush?
Stephanie Plum.
Is there anything that you're looking forward to?
Plenty of things.
When was the last time you talked to an ex?
Last week. Saw her at the deli.
Are you racist?
Absolutely not.
If I were to hand you the keys to a brand new Camaro, would you be excited?
Sure. Camaros are sweet rides.
Are you any good at painting your nails?
...
Would you feel comfortable sitting next to a man in a cheese costume?
If we were at a football game in Wisconsin, absolutely.
Are you hungry?
Nope. I had an Italian sub for dinner.
What is the color of what you're sitting on?
Black.
Have you ever made out with a stranger?
Yep.
Would you rather be reading or watching TV?
TV.
Do you have a favorite holiday?
Christmas, I suppose.
When did you meet the last male that you texted?
High school.
Have you had any alcohol in the past 48 hours?
Yeah, I'm having a beer right now.
When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Never.
What is your favorite color?
Red.
What is in your underwear drawer?
What do you think? Underwear, obviously.
Do you feel guilty about something right now?
Nah.
What is your midnight snack weakness?
Cold pizza.
Have you ever shoplifted?
When I was a kid.
Are you in love?
*crickets*
Do you have big plans?
About somethings, yeah.