Memo

[jerusha]

To: Lower Respiratory Tract Mucosa
From: Me
Re: Seasonal Activity

There is no need whatsoever for you to join the viral festivities currently underway amongst your craniad brethren (otherwise known as the upper respiratory tract mucosa). Your application for a party permit has been denied; no appeal is possible. Your preparation and banking of

Comments

[qnofhrt]

Memo to jerusha's lower respiratory track mucosa - ask for an exit plan in the form of Mucinex D - accept no substitutes!

[jerusha]

ITYM 'mucus', not 'mucosa', otherwise I'll have denuded respiratory parenchyma. And yeah, I think it is time to break out the Mucinex (I've been using doses of 12-hour pseudoephedrine since Friday).