Comments | jesiaha: Mother nature is a sadistic bitch

jesiaha

Mother nature is a sadistic bitch

May 07, 2005 17:02

Ok, it all started this morning around 10 when I received a phone call from the tailor to tell me that the adjustements on my brand new suit are done. Alright first thing first, I take a shower and I eat a good breakfast. While I'm eating I'm pondering on which mean of transportation I will take to get there, when all of a sudden it strikes me..... ( Read more... )

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sinatrapod May 14 2005, 00:45:06 UTC

Now, here we have a fine example of why I simply ride my hoverboard everywhere.
Well, the rain and the smoking and the being totally out of shape, but in any case I still have to say hoverboard is simply a superior mode of transportation.

ZOOOOOM

jesiaha May 14 2005, 00:51:09 UTC

yeah, its nice until you realize you can't hover and break one of your leg. Then you're gimped until you learn how to transport yourself with the power of your mind.

sinatrapod May 14 2005, 03:35:27 UTC

Oh man. I don't know if my mind is strong enough. I wonder if I can float around on a cloud of dirty thoughts.

jesiaha May 14 2005, 05:39:58 UTC

If that is indeed possible I could achieve supersonic speed on those bad thoughts.

Though they probably would lead me nowhere