I am so beyond tired... i got home at like 1 30 went to sleep a little later than that ... all to rise and shine at 5.... hmph ( Read more... )

Today... Lauren and I were in a parking lot and she went into reverse to get into a parking space.. all of a sudden we heard a horn... followed by a crunch.... we get out.. and we had backed up into the car behind us ( Read more... )

I ain't wearing no plaid though

so Jay and I had like a total of 8 trees and bushes to pull down.. it was a mighty fun adventure

idea #1: we use a chainsaw (but it was broke)

2: we run at the tree really fast and it will just fall over
 (didn't work and was a tad painful but really really funny)

3: run it over with a car.... people might have gotten ( Read more... )

I always feel inept when I walk into Starbucks... I have such dificulty ordering... I mean have they ever heard of coffee.. just coffee... and I always stand there staring at the menu blankly? I don't even know how to order sizes... can i have a small.. "mam a tall??" tall, grande, whatever it is for medium.. why do they have to have a different ( Read more... )

I do... "why didn't you go into that pocket" "oh yeah.. don't worry just teater there.. that's okay"  yeah.. I think I'm nutz

so we have been pooling around lately... and there have been some interesting sketch stuff.. like wierd guy who works at target and is bald who just decideds to stop and stare at your 'game' for a while..

more interesting is ( Read more... )

"thanks for arguing with me about grammer"... it's true and we did.. and best buy no else

So we went to play pool... which was a BLAST... I was able to hold my own which was good, they played Chicago (which i belted in my horrible voice), and it was just fun.... all in all an A+ evening ( Read more... )

so I went to the beach two days ago for about 2.5 hours... I'm still paying for it.. I got so burnt over my entire body.. that wearing anything else but underwear was a problem... so today these scrubs i'm wearing are mighty painful... my face was so burnt the lobster red was one thing but the fact that my face has blisters all over it.. i'm one ( Read more... )

I spent all day the otherday interviewing people for jobs with my friend.. It was fun to pretend to be HR... but I'm burnt... but just on one side of my body.. I look even funnier than usual

I just enrolled myself in my company's retirement plan.. probably the most adult thing I have ever done.... I called the guy to get my account started.. and it was clear that I had no idea what a 403 wha? is .. thankfully the guy helped.. and I'm getting ready to retire... woo hoo

I'm old