Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

[jess_harp]

I always feel a little dirty when a man other than my boyfriend calls me baby. Not that there are currently any boyfriends to speak of right now, it takes a special guy to catch my eye. That is really just a nice way of saying that it takes a special guy to put up with me. We're not called The Wreckers for nothing. Somehow everyone has grown so

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[zachary_hanson]

Why do I always seem like the first commenter when it comes to this shit? First of all, I'm glad you crawled out of Michelle's panties long enough to join us. Secondly, my stick is pretty long Harp so shush yourself.

[jess_harp]

Oh my god Zac Hanson put your stick back in your pants this instant!

[ex_branchmi]

I need to go wash my eyes out with bleach after Zac's comment. We are always going to have each other and I haven't yet figured out a way to get sick of you so I'm not sure that is going to happen. You are the one that holds the key to my secrets and mind.

[jess_harp]

Today I have learned way too much about the Hansons which is amazing considering how much we have talked about them over the years. I hope you don't get sick of me any time soon, because you're stuck with me, but you're used to that. I wonder how much I could get for the key on eBay?

[ex_branchmi]

Isn't it strange how you seem to learn everything all at once? I think the matching tattoos we have mean that we're not going anywhere. Then again we all know how much I love to randomly ink my body. You wouldn't dare.

[jess_harp]

I think my mind is vibrating with information, can you hear it? We thought it was kismet when we first learned about the tattoos. I was wondering if you really were for real. At least if you get in some sort of accident it will be easy to identify you! No, I wouldn't dare and you know that, you have too much dirt on me.

[jordan_hanson]

It really depends on the men. I know some queens that are clearly worse than girls apparently are. Of course, I am all man.

I am sorry that Zac brought his stick out in your journal. I hope that doesn't scare you away.

[jess_harp]

I'm sorry but Taylor Hanson and man are oxymorons. Try again.

I was a little surprised, but I always thought he was the cute one.

[levine]

Most of my friends are women and they are ten times more likely to analyze and record what I've said to find more meaning to it and I'm just like no, you can accept my word as just that.

[jess_harp]

We women tend to complicate things, making every little detail and word a mind puzzle that we need to figure out. It's libarating to think that men actually say what they mean. I wish we didn't liberating things so much.